I've lost an Elephant Penis

AlphaHowls

1JenMilam wrote: »

I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

I have lost a 2 month old horse and average human brain
I still love this old post

ddsb1111

Since May 25th…

16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain 😳

debbirunswithscissors

I've lost an average 2 year old, and my ultimate goal is to lose an average women.

PinUpDreamer926

LMAO IM DEAD! THIS POST MADE MY DAY!

Also, I'm 21 pounds down and that equals 16 basketballs!

Way to go everybody!!

soykk1995

I've lost a mid-size microwave and an average human brain!

Pumibel

I have lost a Guinea pig and a bald eagle. I love these alternative measurements!

searobin

I am only starting but I've already lost an Ostrich Egg! Thanks made my day.

Livin_At_The_Gym

apparently I've lost a 2 month old horse. I don't know how to feel about that...I mean good but to think I was walking around with the equivalent of a 2 month old horse...

mrschwarten

Livin_At_The_Gym wrote: »

apparently I've lost a 2 month old horse. I don't know how to feel about that...I mean good but to think I was walking around with the equivalent of a 2 month old horse...

Right!! My goal is the cinder block...thinking about myself walking around with a cinder block in my pocket! It makes me feel motivated to think of it this way

mybandwidth

This is hilarious, fascinating and somewhat disturbing, all rolled into the "the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape" I have lost in the last year, with an ostrich egg thrown in for good measure. Thank god I'm past the whale penis, I suppose. I was more excited about getting to 100 pounds in the upcoming months before it was a "2 month old foal" though. Now I just want to blow past that (they are a pain in the bottom) to reach newborn giraffe status and be done with it all.

Livin_At_The_Gym

@mrschwarten right?!? It’s crazy!

poisonesse

Oh, how have I missed this all these years??? This is hysterical! I've lost an elephant's penis, too! Sure hope I don't find it again... 🤣😂🤣

AlphaHowls

@mybandwidth wrote: »

This is hilarious, fascinating and somewhat disturbing, all rolled into the "the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape" I have lost in the last year, with an ostrich egg thrown in for good measure. Thank god I'm past the whale penis, I suppose. I was more excited about getting to 100 pounds in the upcoming months before it was a "2 month old foal" though. Now I just want to blow past that (they are a pain in the bottom) to reach newborn giraffe status and be done with it all.

The fun of this is that it can be mixed/matched. Choose the ones that amuse you.

tech_hunter

Lost an automobile tire so far in the last few months. I am aiming to lose an Irish Setter!

rtlenton

AWESOME!