Manly Men

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  • orangegato
    orangegato Posts: 6,572 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    During the night and in the morning, I sit to pee. Ain't worth the hassle trying to tame and aim that damn thing when I am half asleep or morning wood.


    Surely every man does this? I have forever. what's the point in standing?

    I think my husband is the only man in the world that does this. He never sits nor stands to pee. Instead he kneels on one knee. In fact, the skin on his right knee has hardened over the years from always kneeling on it consistently.

    Hard to picture this. Is he very very tall? What does he do at public restrooms especially if the floor is messy?
  • Mattmuff2017
    Mattmuff2017 Posts: 11 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    During the night and in the morning, I sit to pee. Ain't worth the hassle trying to tame and aim that damn thing when I am half asleep or morning wood.


    Surely every man does this? I have forever. what's the point in standing?

    I think my husband is the only man in the world that does this. He never sits nor stands to pee. Instead he kneels on one knee. In fact, the skin on his right knee has hardened over the years from always kneeling on it consistently.

    What?! madness.
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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator

    About five years ago, but it's one of my favorite pictures of her, and she's barely aged a day. 39 there, 43 now.

    and husband of the year awards goes to.....
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    edited February 2018
    I should post my wife again so you all can tell me how lucky I am again. It's been like five years.

    Oh great sure just keep reminding me that all the hotties are married to even hotter hotties that sounds fun

    Marry me and be my hottie please.

    Dangit! I knew I should have asked how she felt about polygamy. :rage:

    She would've turned you down because she's been my wife for over a year

    wait, didn't she marry bacon the other day

    starting to think marriage doesnt mean much in chit chat
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  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,272 Member
    @kinetixtrainer2 and @leut_underpants you guys bragging on your absolutely beautiful wives might just be the most adorable thing ever. Lucky men, both of you!
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    My wife bought me a hour long massage a few years ago and I’ve been hooked ever since.

    WTF? I had no idea you were married.

    Yes sir!!

    Where you been? you’ve been missed.

    I also did not know that

    Here ya go Noah

    You guys look great :)

    Thank you!!
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    I should post my wife again so you all can tell me how lucky I am again. It's been like five years.

    Oh great sure just keep reminding me that all the hotties are married to even hotter hotties that sounds fun

    Marry me and be my hottie please.

    Dangit! I knew I should have asked how she felt about polygamy. :rage:

    She would've turned you down because she's been my wife for over a year

    wait, didn't she marry bacon the other day

    starting to think marriage doesnt mean much in chit chat

    That was avacado angel
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    I sometimes chop down trees and drink beer while wearing silk undergarments
  • Irishsquid62
    Irishsquid62 Posts: 83 Member
    What’s the most unmanly thing you do in private?

    Do you cry at sad movies? Do you secretly love getting pedicures? What’s your unmanly secret?

    Movies? Having lost my father unexpectedly when he was only 48 (I was 26), I'll admit to tearing up during the 'catch' scene in Field of Dreams.

    Pedicure? Pffft! I've never had a pedicure (...or a manicure) in my life.

    Unmanly confession? I have a weakness for sappy 70s love songs. "I'm Not in Love" by 10cc gets me every time.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    My youngest daughter always talks me into going to get a pedicure with her. Pedicure is kinda nice, but I just enjoy the time with her.

    My brother died of AIDS in 1994. I still cry every time I see the movies "It's My Party" or "Philadelphia".

    I can't listen to "I.O.U" by Jimmy Dean without thinking of my Mother and crying.

    I do all the cooking at home. Is that unmanly?
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    I should post my wife again so you all can tell me how lucky I am again. It's been like five years.

    Oh great sure just keep reminding me that all the hotties are married to even hotter hotties that sounds fun

    Marry me and be my hottie please.

    Dangit! I knew I should have asked how she felt about polygamy. :rage:

    She would've turned you down because she's been my wife for over a year

    wait, didn't she marry bacon the other day

    starting to think marriage doesnt mean much in chit chat

    That was avacado angel

    yup, I totally combined them into one big avacado
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    What’s the most unmanly thing you do in private?

    Do you cry at sad movies? Do you secretly love getting pedicures? What’s your unmanly secret?

    Have you heard about the new football rule change next year? It's really going to change the game I think. I can't believe that they are going to make that an infraction. Ok now that all the women have stopped reading this, how many of you got teary eyed at the end of Marley & Me? Be honest.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Can I submit something manly that I do?

    I can change the water jug on the water cooler at work. I am so manly. So strong. So powerful.

    I take out the big garbage all the time. And the men stare in awe.

    now I kinda feel like a *kitten* since all the men threads get taken over or shut down

    Wait, you are female? I thought your wuz a dood.

    Yep, seconded

    cee134 just thought you might appreciate this some, guess its karma or some *kitten*

    I was never offended, FYI. If anything it means my anonymity is working.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited February 2018
    I can burp like a man but other than that, I don’t think I do anything very manly. I don’t even like pumping my own gas. Sometimes I take the trash out. Yeah that’s about it.

    You say dirtier things than any man I've heard.
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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    When ever that episode of survivor comes on where they get letters from home, or get reunited with a family member... Omg, flood gates open...

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    My wife bought me a hour long massage a few years ago and I’ve been hooked ever since.

    I do them all the time. I don't care if it is a guy or girl giving it, as long as they know what they are doing. For sports, a lot of times the girls just can't get deep enough, so I need a guy to get in there.

    And you are all welcome for all the openings I gave you above for comments.

    This must be the reason you always reject my advances.

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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    When ever that episode of survivor comes on where they get letters from home, or get reunited with a family member... Omg, flood gates open...

    I hit mute because I can't stand it :D

    Can't stand it like... Can't control your emotions can't stand it :grimace:

    Ooorr, can't stand it, more manly than me can't stand it :lol:
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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    BR_549 wrote: »
    When ever that episode of survivor comes on where they get letters from home, or get reunited with a family member... Omg, flood gates open...

    Survivor with Jeff Prosbt?

    Yas :weary:
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I manscape, which is now considered totally metro. Started as a high school distance runner and have done it since. Friends give me shizz about it.
  • JillianRumrill
    JillianRumrill Posts: 335 Member
    My hubby, a 6ft truck driver who looks like a beast.... loves flowers. <3
  • Fitwithsci
    Fitwithsci Posts: 69 Member
    I love this post, and I also love a good scented candle, especially in the fall and winter months. Vanilla is my favorite fragrance.