I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

Naked, sweaty and out of breath often

Helping her dye her hair.

Often at amusement parks

with a really great tan and abs!

With a cute pet Alpaca

Covered in snot rags cause we both have allergies

In the ER.

Removing the DWBalboa tattoo from his bottom

Listening to him tell the story about how much getting tattooed hurts. It was a press on tattoo!