My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He called his mom for a ride home0
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She wanted a meal to go for her mom0
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She told me the ears aren't real0
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he ran out of the restaurant screaming because he through he saw a spider0
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He leaded over to the table beside us and started eating their leftovers.0
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She jumped over the table and onto my lap to share my plate with me0
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He said he was anti-plyometric0
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Until he offered to spot me in spandex shorts0
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he tried to spot me in a kilt0
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He started telling me how many cals are in my chicken parmigiana0
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She told me she didn't like Italian food0
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he liked being called Yosemite Sam.0
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She wanted dinner by moonlite and i couldnt see my food very well, ended up eating off of her plate and she stabbed me in the hand with her fork1
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He ate my dessert..1
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She didn't like to share0
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нe ĸepт ѕayιng нow yυммy тнe ѕтeaĸ waѕ ĸnowιng ι waѕ newly vegeтarιan.0
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Tried to convert her back to the dark side, but it was to late........she'd gone full Vego0
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lol
wore a ѕнιrт тнaт ѕaιd ι love мeaт.1 -
She jumped the guy wearing the shirt that said I love meat!0
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He disappeared and left me with the bill
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She ordered the Dom Perignon0
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Tight with his money, said I could only have water to drink
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Offered her body to any takers so she could afford the good stuff!!0
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He goosed the waiter lol
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ordered VB as her drink.........that was the first and last straw0
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вroυgнт нιѕ own мeal prep тo dιnner.0
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