If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Smile and order my coffee

I'd consider asking you why you're in a towel, but things went a bit awry the last time I brought up someone's lack of clothing lol. So I'd probably just giggle and try to behave myself.

Oh, *kitten*. Lag city. I'd nod, smile, and pay it forward.

Buy her a coffee and wish her a great day

Laugh at what @slimgirljo15 is doing while buying her a coffee

Start singing "Circle of Life"

Talk about hair tips/hints, especially how to get mine that long and flowing without a painful upkeep.

Sit down and talk and just keep buying her coffee until she gets sick of me :P