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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Radiation Will Tear Elon Musk's Space Car to Bits in a Year.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The Winter Olympics is just 50 different ways of sliding the best/fastest.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    The Winter Olympics is just 50 different ways of sliding the best/fastest.

    My favorite form of sliding in the Winter Olympics is the ice skating.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    A red headed guy working at a bakery is a ginger bread man.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    A red headed guy working at a bakery is a ginger bread man.

    THIS belongs in with your joke of the day.

    And, yes, I groaned as I chuckled.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Technically speaking, all cars are orbiting the sun.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    I want Pepsi.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Thanks to Elon Musk, there is now a non-zero chance of getting into a car accident in space.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • dwrightlaw
    dwrightlaw Posts: 804 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
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    Bad *kitten* mofo
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    Chili Cheese Fritos give you horrible breath
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Most corners are at 90°.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    For such a prestigious school, Hogwarts did a really bad job at doing background checks for teachers.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Every line in Finland is a Finnish line.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    No matter what business it is now you can always tell when it used to be a Pizza Hut.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Every line in Finland is a Finnish line.

    MFP needs a groan button. :mrgreen:
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    Nothing has changed,
    same as it always was.
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
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    Your arm, from elbow to wrist, is the same length as your foot.
    Hopefully nobody falls out their chair at work while trying to test this out...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.