My date with the person above me was going great until...

He kept on yelling "If you smell la la, what the Rock is cooking!"
I don't think the Rock was there, he could have been, but I didn't see him!

I told me he had feelings for Tom our neighbour

He got drunk from the foam on his beer

Something about going home for "alone time"

He showed up in a towel

He offered to share his crabs with me. Then pointed at his pants.

She kept playing footsie under the table and making me jump.

She told me she only liked me for my irresistible body

She said I wasn’t irresistible

said he was going to the bathroom for a snort