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  • BlowPopKisses
    BlowPopKisses Posts: 1,482 Member
    How thin is the line that says you're either not chasing someone, or you really just don't care ...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited February 2018
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I think my heart stopped m11vfl8fbvfd.gif

    I think I'd die.

    I once instinctively through my phone onto the floor because I was watching a video and a spider popped out.

    I was thinking great prank and funny if done to someone else but ughhhh .. if that was me, I'd be a screaming mess and jumping out the car whether it's moving or not.

    Also, I'd be looking for a new valentine lol
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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    @UrBaconMeCr8zy I just filed a really important document online and I came this close to accidentally uploading my "wot 'n tarnation" dog meme instead.

    Im not bacon but I still think that would have been hilarious.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Do you ever see someone pop on your FB feed and then wonder to yourself, when I did I become friends with them? Interesting.
  • juliedesabrais
    juliedesabrais Posts: 293 Member
    Not excited for tomorrow being Valentine’s Day. Boyfriend is in the military and can’t be here. Get to watch all my siblings go out on dates and I’ll be home alone. Sigh.
  • francisolorunfunmi
    francisolorunfunmi Posts: 99 Member
    Fish and chips and whether to have two cheat meals this week as I didn't have one last week
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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    A date I went on today
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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Et all:

    It went very well, she is very kind. I kinda spilled the beans on like everything i am going through and she was super cool about it, today was a second date, yes tattoos, yes cute and weird. The shirt did not come up. We had breakfast at a cute little diner and went to 'the greatest showman' and got coffee and doughnuts after
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  • dwrightlaw
    dwrightlaw Posts: 804 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    A date I went on today

    And, how'd it go
  • dwrightlaw
    dwrightlaw Posts: 804 Member
    Nevermind
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    It's not enough to teach your kid that they can't always have what they want, you also have to teach them that there will be no throwing a fit about it either...

    That's the most important part!
    My kid never cried like that...
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    Et all:

    It went very well, she is very kind. I kinda spilled the beans on like everything i am going through and she was super cool about it, today was a second date, yes tattoos, yes cute and weird. The shirt did not come up. We had breakfast at a cute little diner and went to 'the greatest showman' and got coffee and doughnuts after

    Is coffee and doughnuts code?

    Only if code means literally coffee and doughnuts :D
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    Et all:

    It went very well, she is very kind. I kinda spilled the beans on like everything i am going through and she was super cool about it, today was a second date, yes tattoos, yes cute and weird. The shirt did not come up. We had breakfast at a cute little diner and went to 'the greatest showman' and got coffee and doughnuts after

    Is this the girl who you showed me a photo of?

    If yes then everyone should know that she is CUTE AS A BUTTON.

    Yea:)
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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    Et all:

    It went very well, she is very kind. I kinda spilled the beans on like everything i am going through and she was super cool about it, today was a second date, yes tattoos, yes cute and weird. The shirt did not come up. We had breakfast at a cute little diner and went to 'the greatest showman' and got coffee and doughnuts after

    Is coffee and doughnuts code?

    Only if code means literally coffee and doughnuts :D

    How does she take her coffee? And how did she eat her donut? Did you hold hands at that movie?

    One cream, one bite at a time, no but our shoulders touched
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    Et all:

    It went very well, she is very kind. I kinda spilled the beans on like everything i am going through and she was super cool about it, today was a second date, yes tattoos, yes cute and weird. The shirt did not come up. We had breakfast at a cute little diner and went to 'the greatest showman' and got coffee and doughnuts after

    Is coffee and doughnuts code?

    Only if code means literally coffee and doughnuts :D

    How does she take her coffee? And how did she eat her donut? Did you hold hands at that movie?

    One cream, one bite at a time, no but our shoulders touched

    She got wide shoulders? Like a swimmer?

    No?
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Alright moms and dads y'all can chill
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wishing all my sweet peeps

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    I know it's early for most of you but it's Valentines already here..
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Hot pockets are gross and I don't care if my boys feel deprived that they've never had one
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    Alright moms and dads y'all can chill

    How's her hips? Child bearing?

    Oh jeeze please ignore this one so if she ever finds your mfp she doesnt have to dump you.

    Also, congrats, im glad you got some good coming your way :)
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    mybfisred wrote: »
    Hot pockets are gross and I don't care if my boys feel deprived that they've never had one

    The guy at the movie theater was talking to his coworkers and said 'slice of pizza, cheese up, pizza pockets, slice of pizza cheese down, homemade pizza pockets'
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    A date I went on today

    Did you get "coffee and donuts" afterwards?

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  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    mybfisred wrote: »
    Hot pockets are gross and I don't care if my boys feel deprived that they've never had one

    The guy at the movie theater was talking to his coworkers and said 'slice of pizza, cheese up, pizza pockets, slice of pizza cheese down, homemade pizza pockets'

    :D wait ....i was your chaperone in the back eating pizza pockets and drinking red :o

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