We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She caught me in one of her skating dresses.
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He was captain America. But never revealed this to me I found out through friends0
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I was physically and mentally inadequate to sustain a healthy relationship with someone of her unique and incomparable stature...
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He was really really short. I'd lose him in crowds0
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Because month of training and you *kitten* it up.
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Because she skated so much better than me. I felt dorky.0
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He insisted on firing the starting gun before every date.0
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She kept steeling my scrubbing bubbles1
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He kept making me sing the wrong song lyrics1
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She gave it all to her ex.1
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She was jealous of my baking skills .0
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Still mooning over his ex0
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She never trusted me when i played the didgeridoo .0
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Lethal farts, his dutch ovens weren't funny.. I died 0
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I devoured your dog because I'd forgotten that I'm human and not a velociraptor..... 0
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Kept replaying Jurassic park over and over1
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Refused to entertain my obsession with Jurassic park, which included full bedroom decor.1
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I couldn't perform with here wearing velociraptor underwear1
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E.D
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