My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He kept looking at my arm pits0
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He kept looking at my calves0
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You might be stronger, but I’m definitely faster0
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When the bill came he ran out1
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After ordering the list expensive things in the menu he told he he had forgotten his wallet0
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She insulted my bowl cut.
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He had to take his teeth out to eat0
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Stomped on my toe with his two left feet0
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She refused to dance with me0
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He started dancing on top of the bar0
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He didn't like my coyote ugly dancing0
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It wouldn't have been as bad if you had not been singing "Can't Fight the Moonlight"0
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Refused to go out in the moonlight b/c he was afraid of wearwolves0
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She wrapped her legs around me and squeezed so hard I vomitted0
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He was bulimic1
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She left me hanging all alone0
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He's alittle needy
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She started hustling people in billiards.0
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When I asked for another piece she said I was needy, but I just wanted more steak.0
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He was trying to eat pie sexy and..it just wasn't. lol0
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