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My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • Mattty79
    Mattty79 Posts: 3,068 Member
    hud54014 wrote: »
    He doesn't like shots of cheap bourbon at 8am...at least not on the 1st date. I respected his boundaries and found someone else who does

    That was a good one!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Egger29 wrote: »
    She led me into the forest...

    Well, that's where I keep my stash of bourbon... and rubber chickens... but things never got that far
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    She showed up I'm costume and out lusted me.
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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I brought an extra costume but she didn't want to play Gumby, and I didn't feel like changing
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
    She said to much dude.8bxcv3fmj7fw.gif
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    hud54014 wrote: »
    He doesn't like shots of cheap bourbon at 8am...at least not on the 1st date. I respected his boundaries and found someone else who does

    I’m the guy who doesn’t have the boundaries...and provides her the early morning jolt she wants....

  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He wandered off to a different date
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
    She went full Scrooge mcduck in a mountain of salt.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    There was enough gas coming out of him to power a small country.. pewwww
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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    I drank milk and I’m lactose intolerant sorry.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He kept getting Annoyed at how I pronounced french cuisine lol
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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She wouldn't play under the table, said it wasn't mature
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    He took me to a place that only gave us plastic sporks to eat with
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He brought his pet goat. I didn't think that was fair to the other movie patrons
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She said she didn't understand the Farm to Table movement.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    edited February 2018
    his idea of "farm to table" was a table in the middle of a small herb garden
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    His actual date showed up.

  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    I found out she was a he. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6fgPX3NjyA
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    He said he wanted to back to his place for dessert, took me to an abandoned shoe factory
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He showed up in lederhosen that were a size too small
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She told me I couldn't wear my kilt! I thought lederhosen was the next best option!

    I ask for her hand, so she slapped me. Was that a maybe? Do you need to think about it for a little while? :wink:
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  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    Let's just say his user name should start with an "s" & Dakota Johnson would star in the story of his life
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He was constantly calling and texting his mother letting her know how our date was going. I mean, I could understand a couple text messages if I I walk off to the restrooom or something like that, but he did it right in front of me... like every 5 minutes
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  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    He knew no boundaries... he ate my food when I went to the rest room
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    hud54014 wrote: »
    He was constantly calling and texting his mother letting her know how our date was going. I mean, I could understand a couple text messages if I I walk off to the restrooom or something like that, but he did it right in front of me... like every 5 minutes
    Well, I was pretty sure the date was going well and you're going to meet her at the wedding so..........?

    She seemed a little upset I was texting my mom every 5 minutes about my date with Hud, who happened to be at the next table over.

  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Yeah... that was a little awkward. I can see why she got mad and threw her plate at you.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    I just feel bad for the lady behind that got hit by the plate. Mandi has a good arm, but her aim was off! :joy:
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