My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • romeandrylan
    romeandrylan Posts: 101 Member
    found out he was a guy
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Told me he was a french spy, and knew I was a Russian one, so it wouldnt work.
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
    she didnt appreciate my question about her undercover work
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He kept getting too smart witted with the questions.
  • iamgroot909
    iamgroot909 Posts: 293 Member
    She brought out her magic wand...
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He kept mocking the wand. Never mock the wand.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    She went into a rant about “mopping the pond” she can clean the fish pond by herself next time!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He showed me his collection of nail clippings. I didn't share his enthusiasm and he got all offended.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    It was going great! Then she showed me the basement. Oh the things i saw...... They can never be unseen!
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Got annoyed I kept calling him rocky and the champ lol
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She said because I am a water sign and her name is fire we'd never work?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He called me Mary.. my name isn't Mary :'(
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
    edited February 2018
    I disagreed about what’s best for burning calories; running not making out.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    He kept running away.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    I'm a Scorpio and I smelled out he wasnt. We date only.our own kind.

    I'm jk. But it wad funny lol
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    thepetrovafire wrote: »
    I'm a Scorpio and I smelled out he wasnt. We date only.our own kind.

    I'm jk. But it wad funny lol

    It was going great until she realized I wasn't actually Rocky.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She left us both sitting there! "Not Rocky" and the "Scorpio King". :cry:
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    He insisted on paying... however, his money had Mickey Mouse on the front. :/
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He kept smiling at serious points in the convo and said that's funny. Huge turn off.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She realized I was wearing shoes.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    I kept wanting to be called adrienne and he wasn't having it lol
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    thepetrovafire wrote: »
    I kept wanting to be called adrienne and he wasn't having it lol

    Lol... If that's what your into, I could be persuaded. ;)
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    thepetrovafire wrote: »
    I kept wanting to be called adrienne and he wasn't having it lol

    Lol... If that's what your into, I could be persuaded. ;)

    You just look heavily like him lol is that a recent profile photo? Love it.

    He brought out his boxing gloves and knocked out the waiter. There goes the food..womp womp.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She could have just brought me a bouquet of flowers but she shows up with a jar of pickled eggs. What was up with that?
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    She didnt accept the pickeled eggs of my country. such disrespect.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    edited February 2018
    thepetrovafire wrote: »
    She didnt accept the pickeled eggs of my country. such disrespect.

    I'm sorry but it was just weird. In hindsight I could have been more culturally sensitive. I'll bet your eggs are really good. How about we start over?
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She started talking about some pickled egg debacle.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    She became obsessed with getting pickled eggs for her bagels
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    His pickle egg obsession became apparent.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He tried to immitate Eddie Murphy and failed
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