My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He tried to get me drunk and ask about high school0
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He kept smiling at the waitress and ghosted me when her shift ended @Smilin400
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She wouldn't let me eat the breadsticks. She said something about them ruining my dinner?0
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When it was time to order, he hummed and whistled to the tune of yakety sax...0
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he suggested we both go get our heads shaved0
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Some guy got a look at her gams and stole her away0
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She compared her legs to my shoulder0
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I tried playing footsies under the table and he grabbed my foot and crushed it0
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She was walking a little funny, then showed me her crushed foot. I couldn't in good conscience continue with the date.1
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I mistook her foot for something else1
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She died1
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After quickly finishing my meal, I thumb-pointed at myself shouting "1st place! 1st place! 1st place!"0
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I hadn't even started eating yet0
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Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »After quickly finishing my meal, I shouted "1st place!"
I didn't even get my food yet!0 -
He finished first and I don't like to lose
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She started an impromptu spelling bee contest at the restaurant0
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He order a pink martini and I ordered a beer...nuff said0
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My doctor showed up and asked me how was the ED medication working out...0
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he wouldn't take his socks off0
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She found her glasses.0
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We both ordered the moose and they only had one portion left0
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He ate the last dessert1
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You guys who do these "Blah blah blah poster above you" threads, why don't you guys just write a short story or something? It sounds like you want to be creative.1
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He started to complain in the middle of our conversation2
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Yeah... I was tired of hearing all the "blah blah blah" at the table behind me so I hurled my burrito at them.1
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She swirled her finger in my drink and said “Ok, it’s ready to drink”0
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He asked did he could try on My shoes0
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Her profile specifically stated that she had 2 fully functioning legs, but it was pretty obvious that one of them was a tree stump0
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She asked to see my ID and I showed her all 7 of them...0
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