My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    See what I mean?!?! lol
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He kept calling me Julie
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He stabbed my hand with his fork when I attempted to use the condiments at the table. Seriously, those are for everyone, not just you
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She stole all of the silverware then asked for more. I mean come on really?
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
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    I realized he was stalking the girl at the next table and he stabbed her in the hand because I asked her to pass me some ketchup
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wouldn't let my friend join us for dinner. I was just trying to be nice.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    After we got rid of stabby, she used all the ketchup
  • Mattty79
    Mattty79 Posts: 3,068 Member
    edited February 2018
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    She was drinking me under the table
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He doesn't like shots of cheap bourbon at 8am...at least not on the 1st date. I respected his boundaries and found someone else who does
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    She led me into the forest...
  • Mattty79
    Mattty79 Posts: 3,068 Member
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    hud54014 wrote: »
    He doesn't like shots of cheap bourbon at 8am...at least not on the 1st date. I respected his boundaries and found someone else who does

    That was a good one!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    Egger29 wrote: »
    She led me into the forest...

    Well, that's where I keep my stash of bourbon... and rubber chickens... but things never got that far
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    She showed up I'm costume and out lusted me.
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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    I brought an extra costume but she didn't want to play Gumby, and I didn't feel like changing
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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    She said to much dude.8bxcv3fmj7fw.gif
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
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    hud54014 wrote: »
    He doesn't like shots of cheap bourbon at 8am...at least not on the 1st date. I respected his boundaries and found someone else who does

    I’m the guy who doesn’t have the boundaries...and provides her the early morning jolt she wants....

  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He wandered off to a different date
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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    She went full Scrooge mcduck in a mountain of salt.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    There was enough gas coming out of him to power a small country.. pewwww
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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    I drank milk and I’m lactose intolerant sorry.

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