My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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    She embarrassed me by proving she can belch far better than me.
  • willnorton
    willnorton Posts: 995 Member
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    freakin sorry no count wife showed up and ruined another thing for me..... but that is expected daily..... life goes on...
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    his dog was paying more attention to me.
  • willnorton
    willnorton Posts: 995 Member
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    thepetrovafire wrote: »
    his dog was paying more attention to me.

    that wouldnt happen in a million years
  • bashfulgemini81
    bashfulgemini81 Posts: 259 Member
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    Until He wanted to exchange naked pics
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,254 Member
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    Until she started taking selfies uncontrollably.
  • roderickm40
    roderickm40 Posts: 29 Member
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    She found out shes out of my league. lol
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,254 Member
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    roderickm40 wrote: »
    She found out shes out of my league. lol

    I don't know about league but I'm pretty sure that we're on the same team bro.
  • laurenbastug
    laurenbastug Posts: 307 Member
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    he told me he hated kitties and sushi
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    she deconstructed my sushi to take home and feed her cats
  • laurenbastug
    laurenbastug Posts: 307 Member
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    becky3695 wrote: »
    she deconstructed my sushi to take home and feed her cats

    haha my cat would appreciate that!
  • kaydeedoubleu1
    kaydeedoubleu1 Posts: 567 Member
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    He came back from the toilets and was dressed as a clown
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    She thought my makeup made me look like a clown
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    she wouldn't show me her teeth
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
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    My wife showed up unexpectedly
  • UltraVegAthlete
    UltraVegAthlete Posts: 667 Member
    edited March 2018
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    I was the wife. The second wife who was sitting across from her when the first wife showed up.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    Found out I was seeing her husband, and er well the other wife as well lol
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    She told me she wanted to get Laser Eye surgery so she could shoot lasers from her eyes!

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