My date with the person above me was going great until...
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Her wife stormed in and slapped everybody1
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He left with Slim's wife after she slapped everybody.0
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She initiated a staring contest...0
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He tried hypnosis and I fell asleep...and off the chair0
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He slurped the soup *cringe*0
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I recognized her from the bachelor party...0
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He said he couldn't stay because he had a second date lined up0
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She said there was enough alcohol in the bar for her to deal with me. I suggested we go to another bar!1
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Until he left me in a bar to hang out with Marie1
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You seemed pretty into @Watching_The_Wheels and I didn't want to intrude0
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He ate the last bite of my dessert0
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She didn't even offer me any of her dessert.0
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He told me that nerds are lame0
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I feel like I am just blowing it on all our dates!shenanigans_ wrote: »He ate the last bite of my dessert
He wouldn't stop flexing0 -
Once was enough watching him stalking the neighbour..0
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he didn't realize Michelle & I were housemates and she gave him directions to my room0
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The waiter looked at him and asked “So will you be dining alone this evening?”0
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He brought coupons and asked for a senior discount0
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He wanted to get a wheelchair just to skip the lines at the amusement park0
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She wanted to Uber Pool everywhere0
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He told me he'd have to send a cab to pick me up0
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I'm pretty sure I paid for a limo! They sent a cab?0
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He was so drunk he called the wrong car service0
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Awesome!! She looks like tons of fun
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I only drank 2 bottles of tequila! I think? Maybe 3?marieisme2015 wrote: »He was so drunk he called the wrong car service
Someone questioned her royal lineage.0 -
He put his steak in his back pocket. Said it was for the hostage in his basement.0
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he sat down all winded and said the cops were chasing him0
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She started a food fight0
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All he talked about was his ex girlfriend0
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She always talked about this amazing swing set she had... actually it was the reason I agreed to have a relationship. Turns out there was no swing, only a collection of sticks and dental floss. I hope she's getting the help she needs.1
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