My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He tried to undress me before our meal even came0
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He started bad-mouthing Mr. Rogers...0
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He showed up in a Speedo0
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Said she didnt like my banana hammock0
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He asked if I wanted some of his banana0
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I began counting the change in my pocket to see if I had enough money to pay...0
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She didn't find me sexy0
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She thought i was a Broad.0
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he had come up.with names for our kids already; Clark and Diana.0
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She embarrassed me by proving she can belch far better than me.0
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freakin sorry no count wife showed up and ruined another thing for me..... but that is expected daily..... life goes on...0
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his dog was paying more attention to me.1
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thepetrovafire wrote: »his dog was paying more attention to me.
that wouldnt happen in a million years
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Until He wanted to exchange naked pics0
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Until she started taking selfies uncontrollably.0
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She found out shes out of my league. lol0
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roderickm40 wrote: »She found out shes out of my league. lol
I don't know about league but I'm pretty sure that we're on the same team bro.0 -
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he told me he hated kitties and sushi0
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she deconstructed my sushi to take home and feed her cats0
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He came back from the toilets and was dressed as a clown0
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She thought my makeup made me look like a clown0
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she wouldn't show me her teeth0
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My wife showed up unexpectedly0
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I was the wife. The second wife who was sitting across from her when the first wife showed up.0
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Found out I was seeing her husband, and er well the other wife as well lol0
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She told me she wanted to get Laser Eye surgery so she could shoot lasers from her eyes!0
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