What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    He can't grow facial hair, but glues on his whiskers every morning with spirit gum.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She doesn't shave her legs in the winter, says needs the extra warmth
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She wakes up looking like that. Sometimes she wakes up super early to tone down the awesomeness so others don't get jealous
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    He sells fools gold to little kids at the market price for real gold
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    He teaches a hot yoga class, but the room is only slightly warmer than normal
  • MargaretLunan
    MargaretLunan Posts: 5,299 Member
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    is really a 90 pound weakling
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
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    Has a third nipple that can predict the weather
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Had to have Tommy John surgery after slinging chalk on short rest
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    Has a collection of vintage Barbie Dolls and drives around in a life size replica of Barbie's Dream 'Vette.

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  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
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    She collect vintage nun robes to play dress up with
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
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    Has a fetish for apples and includes them in foreplay
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    He does voice over work for Disney, you might know him from his work in Tangled. I won't tell you which one he was, you'll have to guess!
  • shenanigans_
    shenanigans_ Posts: 457 Member
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    Wears women's panties.
  • elsayegh25
    elsayegh25 Posts: 207 Member
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    crashing on me
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
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    Munching on gummy bears in the moonlight
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    shenanigans_ wrote: »
    Wears women's panties.
    And I apologize for taking them from you!

    She's actually more into cats, but she has allergies
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
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    Wears women's panties that she bought "pre worn" on E bay
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
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    He watches soap operas that he recorded on Saturday's while eating bon bons and crying..
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
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    She likes to have her feet rubbed while thinking of old boyfriends
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
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    He's my foot rubber!

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