We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    He wrote a tell all book about our relationship, it sold 5 copies, 3 of which were to his mom
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    cct204 wrote: »
    She refused to believe Captain America was better than Iron Man.

    You must have me confused with one of your other relationships because I so believe Captain America is better than iron man... I actually own some Captain America yoga pants
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He would make me read that book to him before bedtime.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    Her idea of "adult toys" was a frisbee or lawn darts
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
    His idea of adult toys were ropes and adult size spinning wheels nailed to a wall.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He had no idea how to use them... Creativity was always a problem for us
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    He kept calling out his ex girlfriends name in bed
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    her smile says "ingenue" but her libido says "Hannibal Lecter" I hate lotion
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    He was obsessed with liver, fava beans and Chianti
  • aisak13
    aisak13 Posts: 146 Member
    He was a he, unlike his match.com profile said
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    I told him I had a surprise for him, I guess it wasn't the surprise he was hoping for?
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    He could out-sing me in Disney Movie Soundtracks
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    That was true. She just wouldn't "Let It Go, Let It Go"
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    She could throw her voice and used it when we were intimate, making her various areas talk with funny voices
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    ChalkSlinger wrote: »
    She could throw her voice and used it when we were intimate, making her various areas talk with funny voices

    now that would be some funny stuff right there!
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    At parties she would joke she was a ventriloquist and offer to do a demonstration. Then she'd elbow me in the ribs.
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    Thought the McRib was a delicacy.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Compared my Slow Smoked Bourbon BBQ to the McRib!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Egger29 wrote: »
    Compared my Slow Smoked Bourbon BBQ to the McRib!

    I wouldn't have been as nice!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    After years of adequate treatment, this guy escapes the basement and calls the police on me
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    She always had a headache...
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
    He walks around naked in front of my friends.
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    MizzBree wrote: »
    He walks around naked in front of my friends.

    I figured it was ok since u were nekkid too...

  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,677 Member
    edited March 2018
    He didn’t consider “mime” a form of communication...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He stole my Ali Cat hat and wouldn't give it back
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,677 Member
    She spoke in rhymes only...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    My creativity was too much for him
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,677 Member
    Her bedroom creativity WAS too much for me...
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    He didnt read the 50 Shades series like I instructed

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