My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She found out that I can't skate.0
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He ran away with the waitress0
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I mistakenly tried to put out the fire in her hair with seltzer and she chased me out of the restaurant. She's the faster runner...
LE - whoops wrong page. That was for @marieisme2015
Trying again: She was disappointed in my magic tricks1 -
I started talking about my 17 cats and 6 lizards. Apparently it's weird to sleep in the same bed with them?0
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Until I heard about her cats and said one cat is two too many.0
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His nerves got the best of him....as did the table1
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She berated me for saying hello.1
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He didn’t pay for my movie ticket0
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Some guys entered the diner and he went "one batch, two batch..."0
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We went to karaoke and she refused to sing anything other than Bruno Mars. First everyone thought we were getting engaged, then they all wanted to kick my butt for breaking her heart!0
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He asked to be my mfp boyfriend0
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YosemiteSlamAK wrote: »We went to karaoke and she refused to sing anything other than Bruno Mars. First everyone thought we were getting engaged, then they all wanted to kick my butt for breaking her heart!
Nooooo. I only sing (shout) Dropkick Murphys but it takes hefty amounts of liquid courage for that.
He told me about his chair and pillow fort but wouldn't ilet me see it.0 -
She made fun of my pillow fort.0
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He offered to take me make to his yellow submarine0
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I changed shirts and she no longer recognised me.0
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She wanted to be called black canary .0
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Apparently I brought her the wrong color roses0
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