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My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Her husband wanted a lap dance too....and my number
  • hikingatoz
    hikingatoz Posts: 31 Member
    When I found out she brought home Bruce Wayne, I offered her up for a "Decent Proposal" of a million dollars.
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    He took me on a hike and asked me to take a different trail
  • angel4732
    angel4732 Posts: 14,898 Member
    edited March 2018
    I found out her name wasn't really Marie
  • hikingatoz
    hikingatoz Posts: 31 Member
    Found out she was really an Angel, I have allergies to feathers.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Turns out he was actually "Hikes In Gators" and thus wore "Crocs" EVERYWHERE!
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    Wouldn’t give me a lap dance
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He had no singles on him
  • FLBlackMax
    FLBlackMax Posts: 1,283 Member
    the neighbors complained about the noise
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    hud54014 wrote: »
    He had no singles on him

    I got a little change in my pocket goin’ jing-a-ling-a-king
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He tried to pay in pennies... And wouldn't go to the coinstar machine. I was outraged
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    She realized I was broke
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited March 2018
    JimmyC1992 wrote: »
    She realized I was broke

    His wallet was empty
  • hikingatoz
    hikingatoz Posts: 31 Member
    Found out she had a drinking problem when she kept pulling beers out of her pouch.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He tried to hide a beer in my pouch.. it wasn't my pouch :/ ouch :D
  • 40xBEFOREx40
    40xBEFOREx40 Posts: 208 Member
    We went camping and she wanted to roast wieners. Didn't realize she wasn't talking about hotdogs... ouch. :-)
  • PrincessVamp666
    PrincessVamp666 Posts: 1,176 Member
    Revealed a necklace made from severed human toes
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    It went great! The only downside was that it had to end. :)
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    He told me to close my eyes because he had a "surprise"..…..haven't seen him since
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,610 Member
    She smacked when she ate...
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    He smacked me when he ate.
  • PrincessVamp666
    PrincessVamp666 Posts: 1,176 Member
    He smacked the waiter and threw his plate at the chef!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    marieisme2015 wrote: »
    He told me to close my eyes because he had a "surprise"..…..haven't seen him since

    Sorry about that, It was mob, I swear! The grabbed me but I gotta way, them nor no copper can ever get me. I'm on the lamb now doll. We may never get to see each other again but at least we'll always have Paris.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    PrincessVamp666 wrote: »
    He smacked the waiter and threw his plate at the chef!

    A clear case of mistaking identity as I am too nice to ever do these things.
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    He told me he wanted to do the Dirty Dancing lift.....he missed...I fell. It was not pretty
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  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
    He kissed the chef too. Weird
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    She decided get up on the table and start performing Broadway Musicals....she was louder than the band
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,610 Member
    I drove around the restaurant 17 waiting for an open parking space to open...
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    I caught him in the ladies room

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