My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
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    he wouldnt teach me his mirror selfie skills. he was on top of the game.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She stole my selfie stick!
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
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    ran off with his selfie stick lol wanted to use it as a sword.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    We were politely asked to leave after she "slayed" the evil dragon. Who was actually the lady two tables over wearing too much perfume and talking very loudly
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
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    He wanted to talk Politics and the dinner table is NOT the place for that...
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    She started telling me all about Scientology
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    He ordered ketchup but no fries...
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
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    YosemiteSlamAK wrote: »
    We were politely asked to leave after she "slayed" the evil dragon. Who was actually the lady two tables over wearing too much perfume and talking very loudly

    I laughed way too loudly in Starbucks over this lol good one.

    Hmm he didn't think I was being animal friendly when I slayed the dragon :D
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
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    She said my blue eyes paled in comparison to hers....(which is true lol)
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She is East Coast, and I am West Coast. Our rap styles were just incompatible.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited March 2018
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    She was annoyed when I ordered seconds...
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    He had a stopwatch and was updating me on how long we had been sitting at the bar. It turned into a game, sadly there was not enough tequila
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
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    He refused to share his chicken...
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Well, you just stabbed the chicken without warning! I was taken aback!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    edited March 2018
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    He seemed to be suffering from PTSD... apparently some chicken stabbing event pushed him over the edge
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She told me she didn't like pie!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He's a terrible listener. I do like pie dammit!
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Maybe it was 3.14 she didn't like?
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
    edited March 2018
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    She ate my pie.
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  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    edited March 2018
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    YosemiteSlamAK wrote: »
    Maybe it was 3.14 she didn't like?

    Pi day is Wednesday! Pie day is MY Birthday! <3 I like pie B)

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