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My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    she was not into my kind of foreplay
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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Her idea of foreplay included puppets. Really creepy puppets!
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    edited March 2018
    He was just mad cause my puppets were not anatomically correct. Said he couldnt handle the not knowing of the gender identity.
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
    I found out she was too comfy passing gas on our first date..and not talking silencers!
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    He was obsessed with the cult classic Puppetmaster movies
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    too obsessed with our waiter. I can pour water, too!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He didn't like anything on the menu. He stomped his feet on the ground, then folded his arms and wouldn't talk to me or the waiter. I said, "if you don't straighten up right now, we are leaving mister." Somebody got a big time out that night.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She showed up with a 61 page contract I had to get signed and notarized before I would be able to request a goodnight kiss.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    After receiving a standard dating contract, he failed to make a duplicate original... one for both of our records.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    I disappointed her with my paperwork-induced meltdown
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    She was in need of zanax
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
    She dumped me... :-(
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
    She kept wadding up the straw paper in little balls, and shooting them out of her straw at other restaurant customers.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He just got up and left without saying a word
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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I was doing him a big favor by leaving
  • Hendoid
    Hendoid Posts: 3 Member
    ... I did my excellent impression of cats fighting more than a little too loudly.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    He was having an amazing time with himself in the middle of the restaurant... I didn't even touch him but we were both kicked out
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  • angel4732
    angel4732 Posts: 14,898 Member
    He asked me to eat a banana so he could compare me to his last date
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
    She ate her banana with her other hand on the back of her head
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    He overplayed the bunny ears joke.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    She thought I was joking with the rare steak and liked the bloof.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    She ordered her food to go...
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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    I mentioned John Bonham and he/she cried...
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    I didn't know what to say to avoid hurting his feelings
  • angel4732
    angel4732 Posts: 14,898 Member
    She kept talking about all her exes
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
    Called me her future ex husband
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