My date with the person above me was going great until...

AliNouveau

She pulled out War and Peace and started reading saying she was so close to finishing she just wanted to read. She was on page 28 only

Smilin40

We went dancing

CocoBrother

she ran away from me

angel4732

He took a chihuahua out his bag and wanted me to work, I thought it was a date

DWBalboa

She kept pinching me because I wasn't wearing green. It wasn't even St Patrick's day and she was pinching hard as heck.

Watching_The_Wheels

The different sides on my plate touched...

urloved33

the lights were turned on

Watching_The_Wheels

She became turned off...

AliNouveau

All of a sudden got up and started doing yoga in the middle of the restaurant

Watching_The_Wheels

All of a sudden she got up and started doing the voice of Yoda in the middle of the restaurant...

AliNouveau

He whipped out his light sabre....


Then said Leia you are safe now who the hell is Leia?!?

mandipandi75

She wouldn't wear the two high buns in her hair for me

lunidevojka

She put her barefeet on the table

finny11122

She peed in the middle of the restaurant and told the bouncer go fu€k himself .

lunidevojka

he whipped out photo albums of his dogs and said they spoke to him.

Arizona_C

She suddenly started howling in the middle of the restaurant and wolfs arrived from nowhere

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parjolka

He bought a red rose and I ate it..

kladge88

She puked red rose all over me

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slimgirljo15

We're having a ball.. we're still on our date

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AllYouNeedIsLuv

She forgot what nail shop to meet up at

kladge88

Hey mom said we were cousins

AllYouNeedIsLuv

Until i found out he didn’t like to hold hands

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kladge88

And I’m was left with the tab

AllYouNeedIsLuv

When he told me i was only cute to a blind man.

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