My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She pulled out War and Peace and started reading saying she was so close to finishing she just wanted to read. She was on page 28 only1
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We went dancing
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she ran away from me
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He took a chihuahua out his bag and wanted me to work, I thought it was a date0
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She kept pinching me because I wasn't wearing green. It wasn't even St Patrick's day and she was pinching hard as heck.1
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The different sides on my plate touched...1
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the lights were turned on1
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She became turned off...1
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All of a sudden got up and started doing yoga in the middle of the restaurant1
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All of a sudden she got up and started doing the voice of Yoda in the middle of the restaurant...0
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He whipped out his light sabre....
Then said Leia you are safe now who the hell is Leia?!?1 -
She wouldn't wear the two high buns in her hair for me1
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She put her barefeet on the table0
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She peed in the middle of the restaurant and told the bouncer go fu€k himself .0
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he whipped out photo albums of his dogs and said they spoke to him.0
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She suddenly started howling in the middle of the restaurant and wolfs arrived from nowhere2
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He bought a red rose and I ate it..0
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She puked red rose all over me1
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We're having a ball.. we're still on our date0
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She forgot what nail shop to meet up at0
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Hey mom said we were cousins0
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Until i found out he didn’t like to hold hands0
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And I’m was left with the tab0
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When he told me i was only cute to a blind man.0
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