My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    she asked if my beanie was organic and I said.no, so she stomped out.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She found out I don't drink Starbucks
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I came back from the restroom with toilet paper hanging from the back of my pants...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    I realized he was playing me so I left
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited March 2018
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    The waiter asked me to bus his table...
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    He didn't like cats. Sorry deal breaker for me.
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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    Things got serious 9jg3q8vxuu64.gif
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He realized it was St. Patrick's day made a call and was gone to meet his buddies
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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    AliNouveau wrote: »
    He realized it was St. Patrick's day made a call and was gone to meet his buddies

    NEVAAAAAA,not to you.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Smilin40 wrote: »
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    He realized it was St. Patrick's day made a call and was gone to meet his buddies

    NEVAAAAAA,not to you.

    It's ok Wobbly I understand
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    He said we were going to see the greatest movie of all time. Then took me to see Paul Blart Mall Cop II
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Smilin40 wrote: »
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    He realized it was St. Patrick's day made a call and was gone to meet his buddies

    NEVAAAAAA,not to you.

    It's ok Wobbly I understand

    No kitten way I’m jello man your wobbly
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited March 2018
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    Smilin40 wrote: »
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Smilin40 wrote: »
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    He realized it was St. Patrick's day made a call and was gone to meet his buddies
    ll

    NEVAAAAAA,not to you.

    It's ok Wobbly I understand

    No kitten way I’m jello man your wobbly

    Nah. You seem more sidekick Wobbly
    But then it'd be jello girl
    Hmmm guess I am Wobbly
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Smilin40 wrote: »
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Smilin40 wrote: »
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    He realized it was St. Patrick's day made a call and was gone to meet his buddies
    ll

    NEVAAAAAA,not to you.

    It's ok Wobbly I understand

    No kitten way I’m jello man your wobbly

    Nah. You seem more sidekick Wobbly
    But then it'd be jello girl
    Hmmm guess I am Wobbly
    Id be your sidekick as long as we were kitten up crime and looking good doing it.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    He was prettier than me lol
  • hudamariee
    hudamariee Posts: 1 Member
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    winnsome85 wrote: »
    Anyone care to share?

  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
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    They didn't care to share...
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    She ordered a human foot.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    I realized this restaurant wasn't for me

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