My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He kept saying that he wanted his "a la mode" on the side.0
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He said he wanted a tasting menu, so he started eating off other people's plates0
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He started preaching about the "Social Contract".0
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All of a sudden his fifteen sons showed up0
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AliNouveau wrote: »All of a sudden his fifteen sons showed up
lol...... Well now it's 33 boys and three girls.
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He asked me to be step mom to his herd of kids1
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She just wasn't into me enough.0
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He started showing me pics of the 33 kids. I got tired after 80
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AliNouveau wrote: »He started showing me pics of the 33 kids. I got tired after 8
But you got to admit they are wonderful!0 -
AliNouveau wrote: »He started showing me pics of the 33 kids. I got tired after 8
But you got to admit they are wonderful!
Well the first 81 -
she asked if my beanie was organic and I said.no, so she stomped out.0
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She found out I don't drink Starbucks0
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I came back from the restroom with toilet paper hanging from the back of my pants...0
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I realized he was playing me so I left0
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The waiter asked me to bus his table...0
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He didn't like cats. Sorry deal breaker for me.0
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Things got serious
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He realized it was St. Patrick's day made a call and was gone to meet his buddies0
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AliNouveau wrote: »He realized it was St. Patrick's day made a call and was gone to meet his buddies
NEVAAAAAA,not to you.0 -
AliNouveau wrote: »He realized it was St. Patrick's day made a call and was gone to meet his buddies
NEVAAAAAA,not to you.
It's ok Wobbly I understand0 -
He said we were going to see the greatest movie of all time. Then took me to see Paul Blart Mall Cop II0
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AliNouveau wrote: »AliNouveau wrote: »He realized it was St. Patrick's day made a call and was gone to meet his buddies
NEVAAAAAA,not to you.
It's ok Wobbly I understand
No kitten way I’m jello man your wobbly0 -
AliNouveau wrote: »
llAliNouveau wrote: »He realized it was St. Patrick's day made a call and was gone to meet his buddies
NEVAAAAAA,not to you.
It's ok Wobbly I understand
No kitten way I’m jello man your wobbly
Nah. You seem more sidekick Wobbly
But then it'd be jello girl
Hmmm guess I am Wobbly0 -
Id be your sidekick as long as we were kitten up crime and looking good doing it.AliNouveau wrote: »AliNouveau wrote: »
llAliNouveau wrote: »He realized it was St. Patrick's day made a call and was gone to meet his buddies
NEVAAAAAA,not to you.
It's ok Wobbly I understand
No kitten way I’m jello man your wobbly
Nah. You seem more sidekick Wobbly
But then it'd be jello girl
Hmmm guess I am Wobbly
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He was prettier than me lol0
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winnsome85 wrote: »Anyone care to share?
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They didn't care to share...0
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She ordered a human foot.0
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I realized this restaurant wasn't for me0
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