My date with the person above me was going great until...
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thepetrovafire wrote: »His glasses fogged up every time he blushed.
So I sent you a message. Not sure if you got it0 -
He started messaging other women0
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She left early to go on another date0
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sylvahiker wrote: »thepetrovafire wrote: »His glasses fogged up every time he blushed.
So I sent you a message. Not sure if you got it
I didnt.
Hmm
He wanted to go by big juicy and I couldn't stop laughing. @bigjuicy12340 -
She kept responding to messages and wouldn't talk to me1
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She started reading a news paper from the 1930s and said, some kinda war isn't it?0
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While eating, Staying Alive from the Bee Gees starting playing and she stood up and started dancing like John Travolta!1
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She looked at the utensils at the table and said "I never had much use for these."
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He said he was on a liquid diet and ordered shot after shot of tequila. His tolerance was amazing... possibly sexy. In the end, I just couldn't keep up.1
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She got lost in my eyes and couldn’t speak anymore0
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He tried to eat the worm and ended up at the porcelain returns and prayer stall0
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His imaginary friend and I felt something and left together.0
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She left her imaginary friend to see me, but realized I didn't compare to him!0
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He saw everything through rose colored glasses0
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He literally began to interpret everything figuratively...1
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He said he liked Scar in the Lion King more than Mufasa0
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We got snowed in at a restaurant hosting an Elvis convention0
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He farted at the dinner table.. it wasn't a fart though
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She came back from the bathroom, and there was a roll of toilet paper following her, stuck in her slacks.1
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I found out that there would be a quiz afterwards...0
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We went to see a movie, I looked over and he was sitting in the lap of the person next to us.1
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He hogged the popcorn0
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She licked the butter off the popcorn, then put it back in the tub0
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Until I found out he is made of chocolate and therefore the date was consumed0
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I saw the mirror0
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I took the straw out of my glass and placed it in the salsa and drank all of it...0
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When he used his straw to pick his teeth0
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he wasn't happy I brought my own silverware0
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I caught her stealing Silver from the fancy restaurant I took her to1
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