My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • Strawberries0089
    Strawberries0089 Posts: 229 Member
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    She started hitting on the waitress
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Wouldn't give me the Heimlich when I choked on a chicken bone
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
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    She said I get the wish bone orelse I stab ya. Lol
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I wished out loud that I was on a date with what's his name
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    She kept checking out all the guys at the restaurant and eventually went and joined a group at another table
  • OriginalJayZ
    OriginalJayZ Posts: 69 Member
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    ..until I found out those Snapchat ears were real!
  • KateGifford
    KateGifford Posts: 2,397 Member
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    He said his favorite color was brown
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
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    She closed her eyes and told me to throw some food into her mouth. I fished the lemon out of my water and "accidentally" threw it at her eye instead. She may have even stayed for the whole meal if the juice hadn't gotten in her eye when she opened it.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    wanted me to play fetch
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    The hypnotist asked for volunteers and she sent me up. Next thing you know I'm clucking like a chicken every time someone claps their hands!
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
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    he started singing sad romance music at the karaoke lounge.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She heckled e every time I got on stage
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She got a little too into the song and fell off the stage
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He laughed at me and left me on the floor! :confounded:
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She kept crying about her broken leg.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She threw someone off the stage and we were asked to leave
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    He kept getting upset with the pesky rabbit.
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
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    He kept wanting to flex his muscles at everyone that walked by our table!
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    I woke up in a trailer in NC

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