My date with the person above me was going great until...
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JimmyC1992 wrote: »She insisted on reenacting the diner scene from “When Harry Met Sally” with me playing the role of Sally
True story!!!
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He started doing a Tina Turner impression0
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She reminded me that her legs were twice as long as mine!0
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She suddenly disappeared.0
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I'll have to owe you one buddy0
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He started listing all the mfpeeps he secretly crushes0
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She ate my desert after saying she did'nt want any .0
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He displayed narcissistic tendencies.. the restaurant had a mirror in the entrance, he just stayed there looking
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She didn’t like crocodile Dundee 2 the best of the franchise1
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He started to sing "Oh Danny Boy".. badly0
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She took off her bra at Hooters and said :Home is where you take your bra off!0
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A scorpion crawled out of his ear.0
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Until he pushed me between him and the guy with the scorpion crawling out of his ear0
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I realized I lacked the sufficient social skills necessary to sustain a healthy, coherent conversation...0
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he was non coherent, couldn't handle his whiskey0
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We argued over who had the best dog0
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She admitted that the reason she agreed to go out with me was because she lost a bet...0
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A squirrel jumped on the window sill and I knew he was post forever watching that creature0
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She was always yelling out "Squirrel"!
I think it was some kind of test!
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She collected the waiter's tip.0
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I told her I was related to vlad the impaler and see didn't seem amused.0
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She hated when I sang0
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She only spoke to me in song0
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I have the voice of an angel so obviously he's got issues
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