We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was always searching for someone new
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
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    She had an abysmal short term memory. We spent half of our dates searching for her keys, her wallet, her lipstick, etc.
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
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    She was always bragging to me about how she always hid her last date's keys, wallet, lipstick, etc, and her date never figured it out.
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
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    He didn't appreciate my storytelling abilities.
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
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    she started nodding off when I was telling her about my sea stories.
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
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    There were always too many sea men around.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    Was dull and grey, no colour .
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    Justified76 wrote: »
    She said I wasn't very sharp :s

    :laugh: we didn't break up, he/she is still in my basement .. ermm I mean downstairs guest room :D
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
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    He always knew what I was thinking before I said it. It creeped me out.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She would never take me anywhere unless she had a coupon.
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
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    The bizarre collection of used Q-tips was more than a little disturbing.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    Kept calling me "Reggie" and asking about the previous poster. :D
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
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    Too much Reggie and not enough Gronkowski.
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
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    Was putting on some Barry White, and she kept insisting on Gronkowski, and I was like "who the hell is Gronkowski?"
  • anderson_btb
    anderson_btb Posts: 115 Member
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    He wouldn’t let me drive the boat.
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
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    He was obsessed with his motorboat.
  • anderson_btb
    anderson_btb Posts: 115 Member
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    I didn’t know what she looked like.
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
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    She kept calling me Archie because I have red hair!

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