We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty

Mama's Boy!

Strawberries0089

She couldn’t cook

JimmyC1992

I talked in my sleep

FabulousFantasticFifty

The things he talked about in his sleep were disturbing

JimmyC1992

She was disturbed by Disney characters

slimgirljo15

He ate my chocolate..

JimmyC1992

I ate her chocolate, and that’s the one thing she refuses to share

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wanted other Women to share with him

JimmyC1992

She caught me sharing a little too much

FabulousFantasticFifty

Shared my personal information with Telemarketers

KateGifford

She stole my red lipstick and claimed it was hers

Watching_The_Wheels

I lacked personality, looks and good hygiene although not necessarily in that order...

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PDR85

Because he was a gold digger

Watching_The_Wheels

I stocked the food in the pantry in chronological order not alphabetically...

vmlabute

Because she was eating Tide pods

capnrus789

Her keg stands are better than mine.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Threw Kegger parties every single day and night!

Watching_The_Wheels

She would often lick her thumb and straighten my eyebrows...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He kept calling me Mom!

PDR85

vmlabute wrote: »

Because she was eating Tide pods

This made me laugh

AliNouveau

He took clean eating to a whole new level

Watching_The_Wheels

I forgot to spring forward all the clocks...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had to much spring in his step and when I found him trying on my shoes I figured out why!

betty_veronica4

Wouldn't share her clothes.

Watching_The_Wheels

I couldn’t dance - or wouldn’t dance, one of those...

hud54014

He wouldn't give me the 10 babies I wanted

jamesakrobinson

She wouldn't compromise and accept the eight I picked up on the dark web.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was as thrown in prison for being involved in the Black Market

AliNouveau

She was a private dancer, a dancer for money