We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She made fun of me when I wore legwarmers0
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She wore them around her neck and complain that it was hard to breathe.1
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She tried to kill her ex by choking her with leg warmers0
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Many factors led to our break up, I certainly felt justified leaving in the end0
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Her split ends were ridiculous. They were so bad, they actually hurt.0
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She was always trying to dance battle with me in public. I only do that in the privacy of my own home.1
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Of my diagnosis...0
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Hypochondriac0
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She was far too judgmental - literally following me around with a robe and gavel judging every move I made...1
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Didn't like role play0
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She was always jet setting around the world, i only saw her 3 weks in a year...0
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Although we dealt with the rocky conditions of our relationship really well, ultimately it was the windiness that we could not overcome...0
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Terrible problem cutting wind. Like, at least 20 times an hour.0
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Although she accepted the fact that I’m not a PDA guy, she thought it a bit extreme that I preferred to walk on opposite sides of the street...1
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He was ashamed to be seen with me.0
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She spoke only in palindromes...0
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Solo gigolos1
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Although we both agreed to have children someday, she decided it would be better if we had them with other people...1
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Had too many baby mamas0
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Split personality
She was Betty one minute...Veronica the next!
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Felt the need to share everything
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We agreed to get matching tattoos, one of us felt that a full back piece was too much matching0
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One day up near Salinas, I let him slip away - he’s lookin' for that home, and I hope he finds it...0
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You killed my prized geraniums I had so carefully planted0
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Too high maintenance0
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She didn't support my dreams of becoming the next great ventriloquist. SO what my lips moved, is that any reason to crush a man's dreams?0
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His lips moved way too much. Talk, talk, talk all the freaking time. No silence to be found anywhere.0
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I didn’t fit her schedule...0
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Everything had to be scheduled. There was no spontaneity.0
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She spontaneously pushed me from a moving vehicle
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