We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She rowed port but I preferred starboard. Such a shame.0
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I told her that those girls only wanted me for my $$0
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He liked to stay at the YMCA0
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Wanted me to call him Sugar Daddy. Or just Daddy. Gross.0
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Got tired of me asking "who's your Daddy?"0
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Was always forgetting who he was.0
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She never could fold a fitted sheet properly.0
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I found out that I wasn't the only one if her "Friends" who suffered from short term memory loss!
Can anybody say Rohypnol??0 -
Had a really strange Martha Stewart fetish.0
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She wasn't up to exploration0
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Fixated on the word "Geni**ls"0
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Didn't understand that no means no!!0
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She sued me for sexual harassment0
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She.. she "touched me inappropriately"
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Well, our little secret didn't stay our little secret0
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She was inappropriate with my best friend. At dinner.0
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Ran off with the neighbour
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She wouldn’t reveal herself.0
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Kept telling me I needed to run more. I.e., she thought I was too fat. Harumph.0
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She wouldn’t reveal herself.0
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She had a crush on my brother
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Kept following me around with a camera. The flash kept waking me up, and I needed my beauty sleep.0
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She ate the last of the chocolate.. thats a deal breaker.0
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ALWAYS took the caramel out of the box before I got a shot at it.0
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betty_veronica4 wrote: »ALWAYS took the caramel out of the box before I got a shot at it. blamed me for the caramels going missing. Wasnt me, was the dog I tell ya
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HE peed the bed one too many times. One is too many times.1
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I don’t even know.0
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Justified76 wrote: »Her dog would pee on my side of the bed
That wasn't the dog
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That wasn't holy water he was shaking all over the place.2
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