Lies You’ve Told Internet People
caco_ethes
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Dat bulge tho3
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Your dick pic is far superior to any others I have received.
ETA, this was back when I was a noob and thought people had feelings. And people also sent dick pics through MFP PM on the regular.2 -
I am who I am, I like who I am, I'm glad I went through this/that, stronger person bullsht/bullsht, blah blah. I'm fine.
Ohh, those 52 times I claimed IDGAF, I did. I gave a big F...5 -
Sorry I have to cancel our date, I have my kids/I'm sick/My kid is sick/my goldfish is sad.6
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What would be the point of telling lies to people that don't even know you?
You might as well tell them the truth, they wouldn't know the difference anyway.1 -
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I'm going to eat this huge piece of banana cream pie. No regrets!!!!!
Bullsht, I'm gonna regret it. Because things like pie crust, bananas and sugar make me feel guilty.
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_Captivated_ wrote: »And people also sent dick pics through MFP PM on the regular.
Really?
People actually do this?
How embarassing (For the sender ...)
Heard about this, but only ever as something that happened to a friend of a friend, so always considered it to be something like an urban myth.
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When I was 20 and lived on my own for the first time I bought an old but nice mobile home. I made a bunch of friends on the internet and I told them I rented an apartment because I was afraid they would think I was "trailer trash".
I then stayed friends with some of them for 20 years and have had to cover up that lie for all this time. I was so relieved when I was 27 and bought a regular house. Lame. I should have been PROUD that I owned my own place. It's just that most of them were building McMansions right after college and I was embarrassed...youth1 -
Detritus_1965 wrote: »_Captivated_ wrote: »And people also sent dick pics through MFP PM on the regular.
Really?
People actually do this?
How embarassing (For the sender ...)
Heard about this, but only ever as something that happened to a friend of a friend, so always considered it to be something like an urban myth.
People really do/did this. Back in the day you open an innocent looking PM and bam! I don't get them these days because everyone is too lazy to send photos via MFP PM. Or because I'm a *kitten*. Take your pick. :bigsmile:1 -
_Captivated_ wrote: »Detritus_1965 wrote: »_Captivated_ wrote: »And people also sent dick pics through MFP PM on the regular.
Really?
People actually do this?
How embarassing (For the sender ...)
Heard about this, but only ever as something that happened to a friend of a friend, so always considered it to be something like an urban myth.
I don't get them these days because everyone is too lazy to send photos via MFP PM. :
Okay, okay.... we can take a hint.
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I totally want to look at tons of pictures of the food you eat2
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The check should clear with no problems.0
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Motorsheen wrote: »_Captivated_ wrote: »Detritus_1965 wrote: »_Captivated_ wrote: »And people also sent dick pics through MFP PM on the regular.
Really?
People actually do this?
How embarassing (For the sender ...)
Heard about this, but only ever as something that happened to a friend of a friend, so always considered it to be something like an urban myth.
I don't get them these days because everyone is too lazy to send photos via MFP PM. :
Okay, okay.... we can take a hint.
If you're gonna send me one you've gotta tag me in the missed connections thread!2 -
This would go a lot quicker if I just said the truths I've told internet people.4
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_Captivated_ wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »_Captivated_ wrote: »Detritus_1965 wrote: »_Captivated_ wrote: »And people also sent dick pics through MFP PM on the regular.
Really?
People actually do this?
How embarassing (For the sender ...)
Heard about this, but only ever as something that happened to a friend of a friend, so always considered it to be something like an urban myth.
I don't get them these days because everyone is too lazy to send photos via MFP PM. :
Okay, okay.... we can take a hint.
If you're gonna send me one you've gotta tag me in the missed connections thread!
Thankfully I read this first ...
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I wish you didn't live so far away.
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"I'm curvy." Nope, I'm just obese. Maybe I have curves under all this fat, but really my curves are the curves of my belly.
I've lied about where I live, but that's mostly for privacy.3 -
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...that you should eat back your exercise calories.
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ilovetrees145 wrote: »I’m doing ok.
Came here for this one0 -
I have been pretending to be a cool biker dude with a stable family. I'm really a 22 year old nerd virgin living in my parents' basement.
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TheRoadDog wrote: »I have been pretending to be a cool biker dude with a stable family. I'm really a 22 year old nerd virgin living in my parents' basement.TheRoadDog wrote: »I have been pretending to be a cool biker dude with a stable family. I'm really a 22 year old nerd virgin living in my parents' basement.
Aw shoot! I've always admired you.0 -
I only ate one egg roll.
That's a lie. I had 2 egg rolls and 3.5 spring rolls.
Oh, I am in heaven3 -
I've just been really busy.2
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I lied to some woman and told her that things she lied about got her points.2
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