Lies You’ve Told Internet People

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  • jfan175
    jfan175 Posts: 812 Member
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    ...that you should eat back your exercise calories. ;)
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    ilovetrees145 wrote: »
    I’m doing ok.

    Came here for this one
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
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    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I have been pretending to be a cool biker dude with a stable family. I'm really a 22 year old nerd virgin living in my parents' basement.

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    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I have been pretending to be a cool biker dude with a stable family. I'm really a 22 year old nerd virgin living in my parents' basement.

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    Aw shoot! I've always admired you.
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
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    I only ate one egg roll.
    That's a lie. I had 2 egg rolls and 3.5 spring rolls.
    Oh, I am in heaven
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    I've just been really busy.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I have told people that I was a stripper, lied about where I live, lied about my family life, insinuated I slept with my sister's husband..... I tell you people all sorts of BS. I do it just to make you laugh or smile though. Does that get me any points?

    It does get you points!
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    I lied to some woman and told her that things she lied about got her points.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I don't even have pet lizards

    You heathen!
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    You should download Kik. I have some recipes I want to share with you.
  • mscheftg
    mscheftg Posts: 485 Member
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    seltzermint555 wrote: »
    I met a guy online right before 9-11-01 and then spent the night with him on 9-11 because I was kinda wigged out by the day's events...and the next day he told me I was his "first" and he thought he was in love. So I told him I was a lesbian.

    this is classic!
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    edited March 2018
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    Nah, you're not phony. At all.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    I'm not drunk I've only had one glass of wine.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Dat bulge tho

    Also :sad:

    I would never lie about your bulge :smirk:
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I have told people that I was a stripper, lied about where I live, lied about my family life, insinuated I slept with my sister's husband..... I tell you people all sorts of BS. I do it just to make you laugh or smile though. Does that get me any points?

    Were you not a stripper? :sweat_smile:

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