We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            He set the house on fire in a rage over my want for naked cooking0
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            Wanted to wear my bra 0 0
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            Couldn't grasp the concept of moving things to a private chat. 3 3
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            Went far far away...to Germany I believe? 0 0
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            jamesakrobinson wrote: »Couldn't grasp the concept of moving things to a private chat. 
 It's not our fault no one wants to play 0 0
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            She liked the flex but not the nerdy0
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            He was a lethal combination of flex and nerdy. It was such a distraction that I couldn't manage simple day-to-day tasks.1
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            beardfarms wrote: »she 'accidentally' shot me in the foot with a nail gun
 It was a subtle message to remind him to clip his toenails. I guess he didn't appreciate my motivational techniques.0
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            beardfarms wrote: »she 'accidentally' shot me in the foot with a nail gun
 It was a subtle message to remind him to clip his toenails. I guess he didn't appreciate my motivational techniques.
 We never broke up and we are actually going steady0
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            She presented every question as a word problem. I got tired of thinking too hard.0
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            She didn’t like thinking hard enough1
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            Our what to watch on Netflix fights became to stressful1
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            He got with me and removed the "Blessed" from his profile pic! 0 0
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            She refused to tell me that I was swole everyday0
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            He never was "swole" when I was around!  0 0
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            FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He never was "swole" when I was around!  
 Dang girl you’re trying to crush my confidence hahah0
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            I’m swole 24/70
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            He said that I was crushing him...
 Calling me heavy is just plain mean!0
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            She was like a nun . Only went down on her knees to say prayers and not other things .2
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 I’m the man thoughFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He said that I was crushing him...
 Calling me heavy is just plain mean!0
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            Wanted me on my hands and knees scrubbing the floor!
 I’m the man thoughFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He said that I was crushing him...
 Calling me heavy is just plain mean!
 He thought that this would impress me! https://youtu.be/P1twdYHVG5Q                        0 https://youtu.be/P1twdYHVG5Q                        0
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            After hearing her fantasies, I had to scrub my mind clean. It was too much even for me.1
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            She was too timid! 0 0
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            He was showing off his beard to other men. Wow man just wow0
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            Would always fire the help! 0 0
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            Wouldn't flush my pipes.
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            He wouldn't let me buy any more running shoes.1
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            He's a 5 stage clinger, and he thinks I'm a female dog ✌0
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