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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He set the house on fire in a rage over my want for naked cooking0
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Wanted to wear my bra
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Couldn't grasp the concept of moving things to a private chat.
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Went far far away...to Germany I believe? 0
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jamesakrobinson wrote: »Couldn't grasp the concept of moving things to a private chat.
It's not our fault no one wants to play
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She liked the flex but not the nerdy0
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He was a lethal combination of flex and nerdy. It was such a distraction that I couldn't manage simple day-to-day tasks.1
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beardfarms wrote: »she 'accidentally' shot me in the foot with a nail gun
It was a subtle message to remind him to clip his toenails. I guess he didn't appreciate my motivational techniques.0 -
beardfarms wrote: »she 'accidentally' shot me in the foot with a nail gun
It was a subtle message to remind him to clip his toenails. I guess he didn't appreciate my motivational techniques.
We never broke up and we are actually going steady0 -
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She presented every question as a word problem. I got tired of thinking too hard.0
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She didn’t like thinking hard enough1
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Our what to watch on Netflix fights became to stressful1
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He got with me and removed the "Blessed" from his profile pic!
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She refused to tell me that I was swole everyday0
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He never was "swole" when I was around!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He never was "swole" when I was around!
Dang girl you’re trying to crush my confidence hahah0 -
I’m swole 24/70
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He said that I was crushing him...
Calling me heavy is just plain mean!0 -
She was like a nun . Only went down on her knees to say prayers and not other things .2
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I’m the man thoughFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He said that I was crushing him...
Calling me heavy is just plain mean!0 -
Wanted me on my hands and knees scrubbing the floor!
I’m the man thoughFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He said that I was crushing him...
Calling me heavy is just plain mean!
He thought that this would impress me!
https://youtu.be/P1twdYHVG5Q 0 -
After hearing her fantasies, I had to scrub my mind clean. It was too much even for me.1
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She was too timid!
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He was showing off his beard to other men. Wow man just wow0
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Would always fire the help!
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Wouldn't flush my pipes.
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He wouldn't let me buy any more running shoes.1
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He's a 5 stage clinger, and he thinks I'm a female dog ✌0
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