We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He was prettier than me..
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    She couldn’t get over her ex; apparently he locked her in a trunk and some other really cool stuff. How am I supposed to compete?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He was too vanilla :p
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
    edited April 2018
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    She wanted to pour vanilla ice cream all over me..
    It was cold!
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He was too vanilla :p

    I’ve been known to try a little chocolate sauce now and then

  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    He was seldom consumed by alcohol...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Alco.. totally sozzled 24/7
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    she would only drink wine from a straw
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I only watched director’s cut movies...
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He spent all our money on prescious moments collectables. We were broke and the house was covered with tacky knicknacks
  • NerdyFlex
    NerdyFlex Posts: 1,672 Member
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    She kept telling me she was fine even though she wasn’t
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    He would never let me be “skins” when playing pick-up basketball...
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He was always "skins"... Even at church and family gatherings
  • NerdyFlex
    NerdyFlex Posts: 1,672 Member
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    hud54014 wrote: »
    He was always "skins"... Even at church and family gatherings

    She wasn’t a fan of my shirtless body :(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He ran off to become a monk.. I will miss him always :'(
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She switched me to decaf without my consent or knowledge.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    she voted for Trump
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    I didn't vote
  • Odie1955
    Odie1955 Posts: 38 Member
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    She was a compulsive gambler, and did not even visit me when I had to be in hospital for 4 days, but continued going to casino everyday.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He called me names, mean nasty names :'( Im scarrred for life..

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