My date with the person above me was going great until...
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Lol0
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She was always Loling at me2
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She broke our girl date to go on the road w Bon Jovi1
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It was great all the way up until it ended.
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Until I got a toothache due to his sweetness
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Until her hotness burnt me. 1
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Until I ran out of cheesy lines to flirt with him with
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She called me somebody else0
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She looked nothing like the picture on her dating profile1
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She was a He ...... (Oh boy ... Not again!)0
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He sprung a leak and his "site enhancement oil" dribbled on the table. It was really nauseating.0
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He told me he was covered in body glitter0
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He told me that he hated my glitter eyeshadow0
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She kept slipping singles into my pants.1
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Everywhere we went girls lined up to talk to him
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She realized in good lighting she was a 15 on a scale of 1 to 10 and I was a 3 at best
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jdoherty2320 wrote: »She realized in good lighting she was a 15 on a scale of 1 to 10 and I was a 3 at best
You're. A. Butt.
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Until he realized he couldn't keep up....
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Until "she" lifted her skirt.0
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until he told me he didn't like my *kitten*1
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Her "kitten" barked at me!
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she told me she was undead0
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She didn't want me to be alive!
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she lied about her age. there is no way she is over 50!1
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I found out that she used that line on EVERYBODY!!!
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She insisted on stopping at Home Depot for 'supplies' on our way back to her place for drinks.0
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She got scared when I stopped for tools for Sexy time! 0
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She wanted to pick up 14 bags of ready mix concrete, some plastic wrap and a roll of duct tape for a walk in the woods1
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Hahahahahahaha!
He didn't want to go on a hike with me!
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