My date with the person above me was going great until...
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Lol0
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She was always Loling at me2
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She broke our girl date to go on the road w Bon Jovi1
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It was great all the way up until it ended.1
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Until I got a toothache due to his sweetness1
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Until her hotness burnt me.1
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Until I ran out of cheesy lines to flirt with him with1
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She called me somebody else0
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She looked nothing like the picture on her dating profile1
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She was a He ...... (Oh boy ... Not again!)0
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He sprung a leak and his "site enhancement oil" dribbled on the table. It was really nauseating.0
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He told me he was covered in body glitter0
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He told me that he hated my glitter eyeshadow0
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She kept slipping singles into my pants.1
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Everywhere we went girls lined up to talk to him2
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She realized in good lighting she was a 15 on a scale of 1 to 10 and I was a 3 at best0
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jdoherty2320 wrote: »She realized in good lighting she was a 15 on a scale of 1 to 10 and I was a 3 at best
You're. A. Butt.
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Until he realized he couldn't keep up....1
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BluEyedMama85 wrote: »Until he realized he couldn't keep up....
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Until "she" lifted her skirt.0
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