We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Wanted me to get an implant
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She wanted to tango but I wanted to waltz amd we couldn't settle on anything mutually acceptable0
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She never did what I wanted!0
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She always did what she wanted including Bill, Frank and Harvey0
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Frankly, I just grew tired of her.
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2 words olympic hockey
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He tried to make me go running with him0
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she only loved vb
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He ran away with the housekeeper0
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She would never wear the sexy french maid outfit i bought her0
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Actually it was I that bought it for him to wear. His refusal to try new things made it difficult for us to build intimacy.0
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Asked me to try too many new things too soon when all I was looking for was intimacy0
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Im sorry.. I fell for JimmyD 0
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She was a dirty, cheating slut
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He sunk the life boat...with me on it0
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I couldn’t keep up with the blonde ambition1
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I can't keep up with these 0
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His charm was matched only by his wit...0
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He called me a he0
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She didn’t support my beet farming1
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He was a terrible dj1
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And referred to his work as beat farming 1
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She proposed with a ring made out of bacon0
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She belittled my passion for the perfect taproot vegetable1
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mudknuckles wrote: »She proposed with a ring made out of bacon
Bacon is a man's best friend...he just threw it away0 -
I kept biting my fingers0
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JimmyC1992 wrote: »She belittled my passion for the perfect taproot vegetable
No passion left for me...his mistress was a garden0 -
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday0
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He told me I looked like an ex gf he misses0
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He ran off with the neighbour0
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