My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He freaked when I prayed before Dinner ;p2
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Who prays for dinner rolls to go to heaven?0
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Who prays for the protection of their stuffed animals!?
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He slammed down his knife and fork, Screamed "I QUIT!!!" and stormed out!0
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She pulled out her nail gun during foreplay
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He said that nails on his back wasn't a turn on!
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She told me about her last date *shivers*2
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She was disappointed that the only thing that would be super-sized was her meal...1
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He took me to McDonald's for a surprise fine dining experience
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She said "How much/" and pulled out a twenty dollar bill!
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she showed up wearing the same heels as me and told me to change now. I refused.0
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She kissed me and I passed out.1
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I found him on the floor by the Men's Restroom passed out!0
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She was found with an unconscious man by the bathroom... I backed out slowly... No questions asked2
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LOL! She Left me with the bill after she bought a round for the entire Restaurant and bar!0
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She said I had an Iced Tea problem? Which isn't true, I can drink all the Long Island Iced Teas0
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he wouldnt buy me a long island iced tea0
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He drove me to long Island. It's far0
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She Uber'd back from her date with Hapi & charged it to my card0
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he got upset i met him at a vegetarian restaurant.0
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didnt like that my idea of Vegan is peppers and onions on my steak2
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Lol.your funny.
Vegetarian not vegan
He ate a raw bloodied steak like an animal..could have at least used napkin aftetrwarfs. Jeeze. 1 -
She talked about blood a lot...gave me concerns...0
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She didnt like me staring into her soul with my dead lifeless eyes.1
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She vampired me0
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I guess biting someones a no no one the first date? 0
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Actually i wouldnt mind, lol but in the spirit of the forum....I got tired of making excuses at work for bite marks0
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Renegade770 wrote: »Actually i wouldnt mind, lol but in the spirit of the forum....I got tired of making excuses at work for bite marks
I told him I was a witch and he didnt believe me, so I turned him into a toad. Jk 2 -
thepetrovafire wrote: »Renegade770 wrote: »Actually i wouldnt mind, lol but in the spirit of the forum....I got tired of making excuses at work for bite marks
I told him I was a witch and he didnt believe me, so I turned him into a toad. Jk
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble1 -
He escaped lol 1
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