Say something you would never actually say to someone

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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »

No no, I’ll do it for free.

....oh the story of my life. or life of a designer. "hey can you make me (insert 20 hour project here) it will TAKE no time at all, it's easy!"

That is actually EXACTLY what I was referring to

I don’t know what your problem is but I bet it’s hard to pronounce

To a grieving parent, “God needed more angles in heaven.”

*inappropriate comment about your butt*

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »

No no, I’ll do it for free.

....oh the story of my life. or life of a designer. "hey can you make me (insert 20 hour project here) it will TAKE no time at all, it's easy!"

That is actually EXACTLY what I was referring to

We should open up a design company together and we’ll be the most bitter coffee drinking designers around. We’ll be rich

Yes please!

Would you mind if I felt your girlfriend's boobs?
This was actually said to me, while my female companion was in the bathroom. She was not my girlfriend & I advised him against it.

Thank you so much for being a douche... It completely changed my mind and attitude, and made me realize my awful ways.

Let's take heroine

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You should clearly give your medical degree back...

Yes, I think that Romper is glamorous and timeless looking Brenda.

Golf is a sport