My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He asked me to wear a wig0
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She asked me to wear a merkin0
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He wouldn't tell me what a Merkin was0
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She named her poodle Merkin0
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Merkin is a toupee for one's crotchFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He wouldn't tell me what a Merkin was
He wore his sunglasses at night0 -
He knows all about merkins
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She asked if I'd be willing to shave off my beard to make merkins1
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He was WAY too obsessed with Merkins0
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I flashed the cop that pulled us over and she made that face!0
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We drank a toast to innocence and tried to reach beyond the emptiness but neither one knew how...0
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He started sobbing in the middle of Dinner0
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I fell asleep0
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I realized that I was boring
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JimmyC1992 wrote: »I started serenading her . . . by making noises with my armpits
And when I started to accompany him with a belly flop ..he ran out.0 -
Her probation officer came in with a urine sample bottle.0
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She didn't like my broom at the table.0
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she threatened me with a fork if I didn't eat dessert with her.1
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She wanted me to ride on the back of her broom.0
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She thought I was a she until I informed her that was only on the weekends.0
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