My date with the person above me was going great until...
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until he told me he didn't like my *kitten*1
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Her "kitten" barked at me!1
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she told me she was undead0
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She didn't want me to be alive!0
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she lied about her age. there is no way she is over 50!1
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I found out that she used that line on EVERYBODY!!!0
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She insisted on stopping at Home Depot for 'supplies' on our way back to her place for drinks.0
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She got scared when I stopped for tools for Sexy time!0
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She wanted to pick up 14 bags of ready mix concrete, some plastic wrap and a roll of duct tape for a walk in the woods1
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Hahahahahahaha!
He didn't want to go on a hike with me!
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She told me to bring some tools and got mad when she saw that I brought actual tools.
My bad!1 -
JustKeepTryin wrote: »until he told me he didn't like my *kitten*
I like your kitten!0 -
Until he fell for someone else0
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Until she left me sitting there when she ran off after DW0
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JustKeepTryin wrote: »she told me that she eats 10 boiled eggs for breakfast every day.
Every other day!to be exact!0 -
her cigarette smoke set off the restaurant fire alarms.0
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Her spike piercings poked me in the eye1
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He told me he couldn't see me anymore cause he loves someone else0
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I realised she was blonder than me ..0
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I started serenading her . . . by making noises with my armpits0
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