My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He was a good man but I realized I liked Linus more
  • daloverlyme
    daloverlyme Posts: 583 Member
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    She tried to set me on fire... and called it a magic trick.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
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    I thought that she was in fire and threw water in her. Turned out it was a magic trick.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    He didnt like my boxing glove joke at the dinner table.
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
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    JimmyC1992 wrote: »
    She got defensive when I asked about the girl’s name tattooed on her forehead. Then she angrily pulled her shirt open revealing the “No Regerts” tattoo emblazoned across her chest. I promised not to ask any more questions, and quietly ate my dinner.

    Lol did you see my post about "no ragrets" or is that a coincidence??!! :D:D:D
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
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    thepetrovafire wrote: »
    He didnt like my boxing glove joke at the dinner table.

    She wanted to mud wrestle after dinner
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    She started playing the drums on her plate with 2 spoons.
  • jennnco
    jennnco Posts: 516 Member
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    Until he criticized my drum playing skills
  • cdlee05mfp
    cdlee05mfp Posts: 1,139 Member
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    Until she touched my drumset...nobody touches my drums.

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  • jennnco
    jennnco Posts: 516 Member
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    lol until he kicked me out of his garage for trying to play the drums
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    her wonky eye kept eyeing the stranger at the table ahead.
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
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    DWBalboa wrote: »
    She misunderstood my comment about her muffin. ;)

    If u say sorry, I might give u another chance! :) I'm sensitive about my muffins. :/
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
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    I took a bite out of her muffins :o
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
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    He started secretly eating fingering muffins in a paper bag
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    She asked me 2 dance on the table for her (I didn't mind that,I just only seen $1 bills)
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    He busted me outside his bathroom window
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    I had a sign saying "Waiting 4 pudgy 1977"
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    I noticed the three other women that he brought along for our date.
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    "More the merrier"
  • orekosi3485
    orekosi3485 Posts: 354 Member
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    I saw that it was a man so I left.

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