My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
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    She wanted a man instead of being happy with me
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
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    She just liked me for my boobs ;):p
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    She didnt like we had the same hair style.
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
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    Got jealous over my blue eyes
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    She took her shoes off and then put her feet in my lap and ordered me to rub them.
    Oh wait that's when the date got awesome! ;)
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    He tried to touch my feet.. I don't like feet or peoole touching mine.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    Her idea of a date was scratch off lottery tickets and a bottle of Colt 45
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
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    She wanted me to smell her and complement her on her choice of perfume
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He just wasn't happy anomore
  • MrKillmyworkout
    MrKillmyworkout Posts: 208 Member
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    She decided that she needed drugs on the first date
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    She roofied me and stole my wallet
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
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    She asked me for stuff to drug her boyfriend
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    She put her hand on my *kitten* ......Just one hand!!!!!What's wrong with ur other hand?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He went to the men's room and when he returned he had a hand print on his arsse!
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    she wouldnt tell me the brand of her red lipstick even though I knew it was russian red.
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    She took me out in the woods and tied me up to sacrifice me :disappointed:
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    I'm still waiting for him to show up
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
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    She told me she was waiting for someone else

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