What’s the greatest invention ever? Why?

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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Seedless watermelon
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    This morning i am going with carpet shampoo machines, because my floors get icky
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
    Coffee

    I have to agree with this!
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    edited May 2018
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Like cleaning grout for 11 hours with a toothbrush.

    Pregnancy does this as well.

    Nesting... I began organizing every closet in the house... at 2am!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    edited May 2018
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Like cleaning grout for 11 hours with a toothbrush.

    Pregnancy does this as well.

    Nesting... I began organizing every closet in the house... at 2am!

    I began at 14 weeks and didn’t stop until 6 hours before the birth. :lol: I loooooved being pregnant, well that part of it. I had so much energy.
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    edited May 2018
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Like cleaning grout for 11 hours with a toothbrush.

    Pregnancy does this as well.

    Nesting... I began organizing every closet in the house... at 2am!

    I began at 14 weeks and didn’t stop until 6 hours before the birth. :lol: I loooooved being pregnant, well that part of it. I had so much energy.

    I was a ball of energy myself... I loved being preggers too :)
  • bojack3
    bojack3 Posts: 1,483 Member
    edited May 2018
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Like cleaning grout for 11 hours with a toothbrush.

    Pregnancy does this as well.

    Nesting... I began organizing every closet in the house... at 2am!

    I began at 14 weeks and didn’t stop until 6 hours before the birth. :lol: I loooooved being pregnant, well that part of it. I had so much energy.

    I was a ball of energy myself... I loved being preggers too :)

    Well fine, that will make a great mother's day gift for you
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    edited May 2018
    bojack3 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Like cleaning grout for 11 hours with a toothbrush.

    Pregnancy does this as well.

    Nesting... I began organizing every closet in the house... at 2am!

    I began at 14 weeks and didn’t stop until 6 hours before the birth. :lol: I loooooved being pregnant, well that part of it. I had so much energy.

    I was a ball of energy myself... I loved being preggers too :)

    Well fine, that will make a great mother's day gift for you

    Just be prepared for many endless nights and a SUPER organized house!
  • Sheluvsbread2much
    Sheluvsbread2much Posts: 85 Member
    Bread.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    I would say the leaf blower. Gets the Saturday morning yard work done in half the time. Plus the neighbors come outside and watch in awe. :)
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
    Vasectomy. It's not nearly as horrifying as everyone makes it out to be and as long as you're faithful it's cheaper than the pill.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
    Printing press.


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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    rowlandsw wrote: »
    Vasectomy.

    second greatest invention: bags of frozen peas
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
    rowlandsw wrote: »
    Vasectomy. It's not nearly as horrifying as everyone makes it out to be and as long as you're faithful it's cheaper than the pill.

    No argument here.
  • lorib642
    lorib642 Posts: 1,942 Member
    The internet, so I can answer this question
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited May 2018
    Underarmour. :D


  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    edited May 2018
    internet + smartphones, what did I even do before?

    edit, did't answer why...
    Because I'm never bored. I think my phone is my favourite possession