10 BEST DIET SECRETS THE INDUSTRY DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

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taso42_DELETED
taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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PSA: When the topic looks like this, it's usually rubbish. Shame on you for clicking here. :tongue:

yeah, a little bored on a Saturday afternoon
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  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
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    I feel so ashamed...
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
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    Hmph...i assumed my friend Taso would never let me down...hence why i opened it!

    Thats MY excuse!
  • charityateet
    charityateet Posts: 576 Member
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    Don't know what you are talking about I was never here!
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
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    bollocks
  • JulieBoBoo
    JulieBoBoo Posts: 642
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    spanked!
  • babydull
    babydull Posts: 727 Member
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    Damn. I was hoping it would be

    1. Drink water
    2. Exercise
    3. Don't eat a whole Dominos pizza every day.
    4. Don't buy diet pills.

    Etc.
  • maryd523
    maryd523 Posts: 661 Member
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    Damn it, you got me!
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    I was gonna say, YOU, of all people, posted a topic like this? Ha! Good one, taso.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    PSA: When the topic looks like this, it's usually rubbish. Shame on you for clicking here. :tongue:

    yeah, a little bored on a Saturday afternoon
    No it's not.

    I actually know the secrets but if I tell them anybody about them a team of ninjas will be released to track me down and force me to eat nothing but doughnuts and pizzas.

    :laugh:
  • mamaredhead
    mamaredhead Posts: 112
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    seems like we've been taso-rolled! ;-)

    *lol*
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
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    1st RULE: You have to talk about MFP.

    2nd RULE: You HAVE TO talk about MFP.

    3rd RULE: If someone binges, starves himself or quits the diet isn't over. You can always start again tomorrow.

    4th RULE: There is NO one correct answer. Respect individual approaches.

    5th RULE: One day at a time.

    6th RULE: No water = improper hydration.

    7th RULE: Diets will go on as long as they have to...aka: forever. (Hence the "lifestyle change" moniker.)

    8th RULE: If this is your first night at MFP, you HAVE to kick @$$.
  • bobbybdoe
    bobbybdoe Posts: 472 Member
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    I was expecting some noob affiliate marketer spamming his links to be the author of this thread.
  • JDArrant
    JDArrant Posts: 11 Member
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    what?! no secrets to healthy lifestyle? I have to eat right and be active. Absurd. :)
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
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    Damn I thought I was going to get to scold you!! Good One!
  • tramaine81
    tramaine81 Posts: 113 Member
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    LOL!!!!
  • happysongbird
    happysongbird Posts: 10
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    ha ha ha ha ha. That sounds like something my husband would say. Made my day!
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
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    But I just ate a salad that I didn't enjoy. Don't I have to binge uncontrollably now?
  • IMYarnCraz33
    IMYarnCraz33 Posts: 1,016 Member
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    ROFL!!
    I was like oh goodie... another spammmmer lol (locks topic)
  • lil_missfit
    lil_missfit Posts: 565 Member
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    Lol!!! Funny:)) yeah you're bored and we all just got punked:)) good one:))
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Haha, I totally only clicked on it because I figured it was some sort of joke :)

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