My momma told me...

mustacheU2Lift
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    My momna told me...be a simple kinda man.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    My momma told me if i made that face one more time itd freeze like that.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    My mom dropped me on concrete floor as a little baby. I think that explains a lot.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    craygslyst1 wrote: »
    That I’d go blind.....

    Still 20/20.

    Thats odd...she just said...baby one day youll be blind.
  • LurkerAtThreshold
    LurkerAtThreshold Posts: 13 Member
    https://youtu.be/zUmLAGEHB0U
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
  • willnorton
    willnorton Posts: 995 Member
    you better shop in town !
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    edited June 2018
    Don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies. Yes, in that order.
  • willnorton
    willnorton Posts: 995 Member
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.

    maybe a dictionary... "load"...did you mean loud?
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    When I was a kid my mom always said " We don't lick people"! When I became a adult I realized it was all a lie.

    Bwahahahahahaha
  • jennacole12
    jennacole12 Posts: 1,167 Member
    To always act like a lady 😊
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Theyll be days like that.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    God don't like ugly.

    It was her favorite saying.. she wasn't even religious. :|
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    there must've been a mix up at the nursery.

    :disappointed:
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    my nose didn't come from her side of the family. :confused:
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    there must've been a mix up at the nursery.

    :disappointed:

    My parents actually have always told me i was left on their doorstep :| no joke :D
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Son... you can build a thousand bridges, you stuck one D your a D sucker, not a bridge builder
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,179 Member
    My momma told me that everything in Texas is bigger, better, and six inches longer.
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
    She said eat everything on the plate. I tried feeding it to the dog when she wasn’t looking, but even he wouldn’t eat it.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    KeepRunningFatboy wrote: »
    She said eat everything on the plate. I tried feeding it to the dog when she wasn’t looking, but even he wouldn’t eat it.

    My mom cries laughing every time she recounts the story of when none of us could eat her chili so she gave it to the cat. The cat came over and whiffed it, then started dragging his paws on the kitchen floor like he was trying to cover it :joy:
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    KeepRunningFatboy wrote: »
    She said eat everything on the plate. I tried feeding it to the dog when she wasn’t looking, but even he wouldn’t eat it.

    My mom cries laughing every time she recounts the story of when none of us could eat her chili so she gave it to the cat. The cat came over and whiffed it, then started dragging his paws on the kitchen floor like he was trying to cover it :joy:

    My kids call the fire alarm the dinner bell :|
  • skctilidie
    skctilidie Posts: 1,404 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    kam26001 wrote: »
    there must've been a mix up at the nursery.

    :disappointed:

    My parents actually have always told me i was left on their doorstep :| no joke :D

    My mom says they found me under a rock, so... :neutral:
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Everyone in our family is big boned.
    You better clean your plate.
    Don't waste food.
    You make your sisters feel bad about themselves when you exercise so much.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    edited June 2018
    don't let the woos dissuade you from posting on internet message boards, my son

    Those were mother's last words to me :cry:
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Have lots of babies and stay in the kitchen. My mom is super progressive.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    this isn't a restaurant, you little *kitten*.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Cheeze its and honey buns are an adequate meal.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Fish sticks. She just always served us fish sticks. This may explain my issue with seafood.

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