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    My momma told me...

    Posts: 5,844 Member
    edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
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    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      My momna told me...be a simple kinda man.
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      My momma told me if i made that face one more time itd freeze like that.
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      My mom dropped me on concrete floor as a little baby. I think that explains a lot.
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      craygslyst1 wrote: »
      That I’d go blind.....

      Still 20/20.

      Thats odd...she just said...baby one day youll be blind.
    • Posts: 13 Member
      https://youtu.be/zUmLAGEHB0U
    • Posts: 2,119 Member
      My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
    • Posts: 995 Member
      you better shop in town !
    • Posts: 32,344 Member
      edited June 2018
      Don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies. Yes, in that order.
    • Posts: 995 Member
      ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
      My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
      ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
      My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
      ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
      My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.

      maybe a dictionary... "load"...did you mean loud?
    • Posts: 5,385 Member
      _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
      When I was a kid my mom always said " We don't lick people"! When I became a adult I realized it was all a lie.

      Bwahahahahahaha
    • Posts: 1,167 Member
      To always act like a lady 😊
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      Theyll be days like that.
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      God don't like ugly.

      It was her favorite saying.. she wasn't even religious. :|
    • Posts: 2,794 Member
      there must've been a mix up at the nursery.

      :disappointed:
    • Posts: 2,794 Member
      my nose didn't come from her side of the family. :confused:
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      kam26001 wrote: »
      there must've been a mix up at the nursery.

      :disappointed:

      My parents actually have always told me i was left on their doorstep :| no joke :D
    • Posts: 6,946 Member
      Son... you can build a thousand bridges, you stuck one D your a D sucker, not a bridge builder
    • Posts: 10,179 Member
      My momma told me that everything in Texas is bigger, better, and six inches longer.
    • Posts: 3,055 Member
      She said eat everything on the plate. I tried feeding it to the dog when she wasn’t looking, but even he wouldn’t eat it.
    • Posts: 11,962 Member
      KeepRunningFatboy wrote: »
      She said eat everything on the plate. I tried feeding it to the dog when she wasn’t looking, but even he wouldn’t eat it.

      My mom cries laughing every time she recounts the story of when none of us could eat her chili so she gave it to the cat. The cat came over and whiffed it, then started dragging his paws on the kitchen floor like he was trying to cover it :joy:
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      caco_ethes wrote: »
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      My mom cries laughing every time she recounts the story of when none of us could eat her chili so she gave it to the cat. The cat came over and whiffed it, then started dragging his paws on the kitchen floor like he was trying to cover it :joy:

      My kids call the fire alarm the dinner bell :|
    • Posts: 1,404 Member
      mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
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      My parents actually have always told me i was left on their doorstep :| no joke :D

      My mom says they found me under a rock, so... :neutral:
    • Posts: 3,992 Member
      Everyone in our family is big boned.
      You better clean your plate.
      Don't waste food.
      You make your sisters feel bad about themselves when you exercise so much.
    • Posts: 2,794 Member
      edited June 2018
      don't let the woos dissuade you from posting on internet message boards, my son

      Those were mother's last words to me :cry:
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      Have lots of babies and stay in the kitchen. My mom is super progressive.
    • Posts: 2,794 Member
      this isn't a restaurant, you little *kitten*.
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      Cheeze its and honey buns are an adequate meal.
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      Fish sticks. She just always served us fish sticks. This may explain my issue with seafood.
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