My momma told me...

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mustacheU2Lift
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    My momna told me...be a simple kinda man.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    My momma told me if i made that face one more time itd freeze like that.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    My mom dropped me on concrete floor as a little baby. I think that explains a lot.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    craygslyst1 wrote: »
    That I’d go blind.....

    Still 20/20.

    Thats odd...she just said...baby one day youll be blind.
  • LurkerAtThreshold
    LurkerAtThreshold Posts: 13 Member
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    https://youtu.be/zUmLAGEHB0U
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
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    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
  • willnorton
    willnorton Posts: 995 Member
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    you better shop in town !
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    edited June 2018
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    Don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies. Yes, in that order.
  • willnorton
    willnorton Posts: 995 Member
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    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.

    maybe a dictionary... "load"...did you mean loud?
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    When I was a kid my mom always said " We don't lick people"! When I became a adult I realized it was all a lie.

    Bwahahahahahaha
  • jennacole12
    jennacole12 Posts: 1,167 Member
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    To always act like a lady 😊
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Theyll be days like that.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    God don't like ugly.

    It was her favorite saying.. she wasn't even religious. :|
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    there must've been a mix up at the nursery.

    :disappointed:
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    my nose didn't come from her side of the family. :confused:
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    kam26001 wrote: »
    there must've been a mix up at the nursery.

    :disappointed:

    My parents actually have always told me i was left on their doorstep :| no joke :D
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Son... you can build a thousand bridges, you stuck one D your a D sucker, not a bridge builder
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,182 Member
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    My momma told me that everything in Texas is bigger, better, and six inches longer.
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
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    She said eat everything on the plate. I tried feeding it to the dog when she wasn’t looking, but even he wouldn’t eat it.

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