Unspoken Rules
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.
What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?
2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,
Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.
The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem
Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem
Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?
She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old
Nice, what is nice?
It's holding the door open for very old men such as yourself
That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.
bridal style?
Piggy back of course.1 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.
What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?
2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,
Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.
The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem
Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem
Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?
She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old
Nice, what is nice?
It's holding the door open for very old men such as yourself
That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.
bridal style?
Piggy back of course.
If somehow we ever meet I now know what gif we could make together1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »If I’m driving, I control the radio. If you’re driving, I control the a/c. And the cup holders.
If I’m driving, I control it all. If we’re going somewhere, I’m driving.
(Also wow, I need sleep. I thought that was on the last page. Saw the other pages after posting. Oh well, still applies.)0 -
spanish_liza wrote: »If you bite me I’ll bite you back
.. do I know you?.. b/c I still have these bite-marks ..0 -
Do not invade my personal space.
Put things back where you got them.
And replace the dang toilet paper roll, why must a person have to spell this rule out.
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Allrighty then.
*backs away slowly*0 -
^^^ That plus do not put things back in either the refrigerator or pantry with crumbs or a few drops left1
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.
What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?
2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,
Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.
The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem
Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem
Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?
She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old
Nice, what is nice?
It's holding the door open for very old men such as yourself
That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.
bridal style?
Piggy back of course.
If somehow we ever meet I now know what gif we could make togetherCaporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.
What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?
2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,
Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.
The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem
Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem
Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?
She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old
Nice, what is nice?
It's holding the door open for very old men such as yourself
That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.
bridal style?
Piggy back of course.
If somehow we ever meet I now know what gif we could make together
Omg I am cryingggg
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.
What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?
2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,
Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.
The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem
Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem
Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?
She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old
Nice, what is nice?
It's holding the door open for very old men such as yourself
That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.
bridal style?
Piggy back of course.
If somehow we ever meet I now know what gif we could make togetherCaporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Hold open the door for those walking in behind you.
What's the acceptable distance someone has to be behind you for you to ignore holding the door open?
2 places for a solo for teenagers and adults, 5 paces for parent with baby and old folk, kids get 3 paces of they are by themselves,
Im guilty of the awkward zone door hold.
The awkward zone guy looks like @Caporegiem
Moral of the story: never hold the door for @Caporegiem
Please dont, it never fails someone does this in the morning at work when I'm a good 50' away from the door. FFS Debra I contemplated driving off a bridge instead of pulling into the parking lot, you really expect me to sprint to the door?
She's just trying to be nice to you because you're so old
Nice, what is nice?
It's holding the door open for very old men such as yourself
That's fake nice. If you want to be real nice do like me, pick the old men like myself up and carry them through the door.
bridal style?
Piggy back of course.
If somehow we ever meet I now know what gif we could make together
Omg I am cryingggg
Don't encourage him!
Well I think we both already agree he’s the worst2 -
Cameron_1969 wrote: »spanish_liza wrote: »If you bite me I’ll bite you back
.. do I know you?.. b/c I still have these bite-marks ..
The real question is... did you take a bite?!0 -
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet the same people on your way back down.4
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CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »don't be an *kitten*, its not that hard
I told a guy this on Saturday and he tried to beat me up
Did he? What does this mean? You layed the smackdown on him and thwarted his attempt?1 -
Unspoken rules: Aren't those the ones I'd have to kill you if I told you?0
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You don't use the stall next to someone else in a public restroom if there are others available.4
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Women and children first...2
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JeromeBarry1 wrote: »Unspoken rules: Aren't those the ones I'd have to kill you if I told you?
Tell me
Then come at me bro1 -
Cover your mouth when you cough, sneeze into your arm. I don't wanna breath your snot germs.2
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Don't be a....
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